f'loon

The definition of f'loon has been officially redefined as of January 24, 2009.

f’loon is an acronym of the 5 characteristics that are consistent among all Michael Jackson haters…

F: F*cking slow as hell
L: Liars. They compulsively lie about everything.
O: Obnoxious.
O: Oblivious. They're completely oblivious to the truth about the King, and choose to stay that way.
N: Naive. Lacking good judgment, the f’loon will believe anything read in the tabloids.

The f'loons are jealous of the King of Pop's incredible dancing, singing, and song-writing abilities, and secretly wish they were Him.

by Rachmaninoff January 24, 2009

floonarb

a family friendly way of referring to sex or sexual acts, it also keeps the youtube bots happy.

"hey baby, do you wanna hop on vrchat for a bit of floonarb?"
"floonarb is strictly prohibited in public"

by DuffQuick June 1, 2020

Floondy

Floondy means alcohol!

Dude, you comin' tonight? - Nah... - There's free floondy! - Yeah sure, I'll swing by!

by Jehova Christ September 8, 2010

floonga

A big cock

Damn you got a big fat floonga

by Heyy_itz_alex__ February 20, 2017

floondapple

the hottest shit ever.
a word that defies definition.

That certainly is Floondapple.

by Bob Dole May 24, 2004

Floon

A person who literaly eats out the vagina to the point where it is completly gone

I would floon her dude.

by The flooner February 8, 2015

floonie

Rohypnol, also known as the "date rape drug" (short form of the drug's generic name, flunitrazepam).

She wouldn't take her eyes off her drink as she headed toward the ladies' room; maybe she was afraid someone might try and slip her a floonie or something.

by Anthony Brancato April 21, 2003