a keith

A young male prostitute who usually provides for other men

A keith is a gay

by Duecebigallomalejigallo August 23, 2017

Keithen

The most annoying piece of shit man you will ever meet. Keithens are the future enders of the world! Usually they cause things to take much longer then they should. They never get girls, they think they have friends, but they don't. Most of the time they have tiny-no dicks.

John: Hey, your keithen!
Will:No, I'm not a keithen!

Will: Hey, your keithen!
Keithen: Yeah, hi!
Will: Ha! You admit it, you are a keithen!

by Bobby Leonard December 26, 2016

Keith

That one tall skinny blonde kid who's good at everything he tries. He is naturally athletic and relatively smart and is extremely nice. He is usually a bit anti social and enjoys alone time on the computer. He is a good looking guy and has no problem attracting women, but he is not very good in bed. He has an insanely tiny penis and usually has trouble penetrating girls, let alone pleasing them.

Oh Keith is really such a cool guy, I was disappointed to see how small his dick was

by Lisatisabisa October 2, 2013

keithism

the religious ceremony of fucking mooses every day

George-"Dude, why did you buy a moose?"
Bob-"It's for this new religion of keithism! You should join!"

by Brett and Nick April 29, 2008

Keith

The most unattractive name in the english dictionary

I bet that guy is a Keith

by CrazyBananaBoy January 2, 2011

kenitis

An habitual need to whine and moan about every aspect of your life. An afliction that causes verbal diahorrea and cerebral constipation at the same time.

oh no he has caught kenitis

by Mulli August 15, 2006

keith chan

penis.

hey check out my keith chan, isnt it AWESOME?

SUCK MY KEITH CHAN BITCH!

by keith chan sucker December 26, 2008