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keithen
Keithen
The most annoying piece of shit man you will ever meet. Keithens are the future enders of the world! Usually they cause things to take much longer then they should. They never get girls, they think they have friends, but they don't. Most of the time they have tiny-no dicks.
John: Hey, your keithen!
Will:No, I'm not a keithen!
Will: Hey, your keithen!
Keithen: Yeah, hi!
Will: Ha! You admit it, you are a keithen!
Will:No, I'm not a keithen!
Will: Hey, your keithen!
Keithen: Yeah, hi!
Will: Ha! You admit it, you are a keithen!
Keithen by Bobby Leonard December 26, 2016
keithed
keithed by cantab man September 29, 2010
Keithan
The most amazing boy you will ever meet. Someone who spoils you and loves you no matter what. He is a boy that anyone could fall in love with. He's someone with a sense of humor and definitely romantic. He has a wonderful smile beautiful eyes. This boy is so handsome beyond belief and someone I love.
I love you Keithan. <3
Keithan by sajpljfnsaljfn June 19, 2018
Keithed
Keithed by The one who made keithed March 20, 2013
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