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a sweet lovable man, gives great advice when needed, will always be there for you. the man of all men
wow he`s such a keithen!
keithen by hehe13 December 9, 2012
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He is extremely handsome and well groomed! He is very smart and at times thinks he knows it all! He is passionate and caring! Makes a really Great Lover!
Keithen is Amazing
Keithen by Creativityisbeautiful September 23, 2019
Dragging something out. Making it take as long as possible.
Stop keithen around!
keithen by Shanky April 9, 2004
The most annoying piece of shit man you will ever meet. Keithens are the future enders of the world! Usually they cause things to take much longer then they should. They never get girls, they think they have friends, but they don't. Most of the time they have tiny-no dicks.
John: Hey, your keithen!
Will:No, I'm not a keithen!

Will: Hey, your keithen!
Keithen: Yeah, hi!
Will: Ha! You admit it, you are a keithen!
Keithen by Bobby Leonard December 26, 2016
To be injured by a teamate in training.
I was running to get the ball and BAM...i got keithed :[
keithed by cantab man September 29, 2010
The most amazing boy you will ever meet. Someone who spoils you and loves you no matter what. He is a boy that anyone could fall in love with. He's someone with a sense of humor and definitely romantic. He has a wonderful smile beautiful eyes. This boy is so handsome beyond belief and someone I love.
I love you Keithan. <3
Keithan by sajpljfnsaljfn June 19, 2018
To be abused in a way that involves severed limbs and smart cars.
Dude that guy just got keithed? should we help him?
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