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Junkie Change

Junkie Change or Junky Change is a term used among many junkies and druggies in many places in Scotland to refer to the copious amounts of coins in another junkie's pocket that normally only amounts to something under £5. Generally composed of 1 pences, 2 pences, 5 pences, 10 and 20 pences, often just the change you get from buying something that doesn't round up to a whole price (ie. £9.99, £8.89, £4.52...).
1: "A need a pack a fags, am gettin shakes"
2: "Have ma junkie change, am no needin it"
1: "Pure pish whit am a gonnae get wi that!?"
A fight may or may not break out after this interaction, depends on how much scag is in the system of the junkies.
by Huffin' Deodorant February 3, 2018
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Cum Junky

Someone who “Cums” on a hourly or daily basis.
“I think Bob is starting to become a cum junky he goes to the bathroom ever hour to jerk off
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terror junkie

Someone who watches days of television about a terrorist incident and then reads every story they can about terrorist strikes or groups on the internet. terrorism, terrorist, al qaeda, ISIS, militia , bomb, SWAT team, explosion, suicide bomber, terrorazzi, terrorcation
All you do each day is watch hours of tv about the terrorist strike in Europe. They say the same thing everyday, you're officially a terror junkie.
by joecoolthefool October 11, 2016
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courtesy junky

Someone who is very insistent upon being courteous, to the point where it is aggravating and at times inconvenient to the recipient, such as holding the door open for you even though your still several feet away, causing you to start a slow jog to the door to show good manners, though it made the process more difficult and awkward for you.
Friend 1: yea man ill be there in 15 minutes, I'm stuck at this stop sign behind this fuckin courtesy junky

Friend 2: why don't you just pass them in the left lane?

Friend 1: cmon bro, that's impolite

Friend 2: dude, your fuckin courtesy junky!
by fjm1990 September 25, 2013
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Monkey Junkie

Someone who revels in the music of the 100 Monkeys.
I listen to 100 Monkeys constantly; I am such a monkey junkie.
by the fangirl January 23, 2011
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tabacco junkie

A person that simply enjoys tabacco.
If I become a tabacco junkie,you become a tabacco statistic..
by Lezsta Mctester February 14, 2017
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gutter junkie

The worst kind of drug user, especially as far as other drug users are concerned. This is their person who never has ANY money, and the ONLY way they ever get anything is by bumming off of their friends who actually have money. These friends usually don't last long bc the friend with money to spend will eventually get tired, and will usually only call these people when they can't find anything else elsewhere and the gutter junkie knows connects; their connects quite often will turn out to be not as good as they are said to be by said asshole usually bc the ass just wants to find something, anything, and they'll tell you anything to get you over there with your money OR their connect DOES have something awesome, but bc the gutter junkie owes them so much money, has pissed them off so many times by trying to pay with bags of change (with way more pennies than quarters in the bag), or has straight up ripped them off before that the connect might decide at the last minute that it's not worth the hassle to deal with the gutter junkie, even when they have YOUR money and can actually get something that time. Also, wonder why they can only find ridiculously overpriced stuff? Bc they're adding anything from 50% to 100% of the price to it so that they can pocket the rest AND THEY WILL STILL ASK YOU FOR ONE. And they'll pay you back for it tomorrow... Or Tuesday... But something always happens, and tomorrow/Tuesday never comes, and frankly you should have known better.
Bobby is such a gutter junkie, he's hooked on opiates and skag yet never has any money, and that's bc he gets stuff by helping his friends find stuff at doubling their prices and whatnot. He's a total piece of shit and everyone hates him but he's sometimes a necessary evil.

His son is a total gutter junkie, what an embarrassment.

His kids were taken away from him because he's a gutter junkie, doesn't even have money for the drugs he takes, he just bums those off of other users, but you can't bum drugs from your buddies all day and still be able to adequately take care of kids. Sad.
by Lady Pillbox July 15, 2016
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