junker

A beat-up old jalopy of a car.

I waved goodbye as she backed out of my driveway in her junker Mercury Sable.

by Fr. Nat January 4, 2009

Junker

A person who is gathers a bunch of trash and attempts to make use of it if not convert its original purpose to serve as something else.

Person A: So I just finish building my new home. But I decided to build it out of the things from a junkyard.
Person B: Well hopefully it doesn't fall on you while you are sleep.
Person A: Welll im more confident that it won't because I built it.
Person B: *Sigh* Sometimes being a junker isn't a good thing in this case.
Person A: Now I need to fix my car.

by Syrikzero August 28, 2013

Junker

Landed aristocracy of Prussia and Eastern Germany. "Junker" in German means country squire. The particle "von" before their family names indicated their belonging to the nobility.

Otto von Bismarck and Paul von Hindenburg are famous Junkers. (pronounced YOON-ker)

by The Sneak September 15, 2004

Junker

Nice way of calling someone a loser

“You’re such a junker!”

by Urban ish junker ish I’m amazi January 13, 2018

Junker Flunker

1. An old car that doesn't qualify for the $4,500 cash trade-in incentive from the government because it gets more than 15 mpg.
2. The sudden realization that your old beater vehicle is lost in the twilight zone between "generally worthless" and "totally worthless," forcing you to keep driving it for another year -- at least.

"I just looked up the mileage for my 1996 RAV4. The stupid Junker Flunker gets 16 mpg, which means I won't be getting any of that government cash after all. Drat!"

by Peter Kobs July 29, 2009

Junker queen

A fucking beautiful woman

I'd smash junker queen

by Hate_Page September 22, 2023

Jap Junker

Any 2000’s to 2005 Japanese car, especially the 05 Acura El

Guy #1 “you see that jap junker?”
Guy #2 “oh yeah that just nicks car.”

by Jitaladanger March 11, 2023