helmet polisher

One who is so adept at performing felatio that the head or "helmet" of their partner's dick takes on a shine as if it were polished.

An insult used to define someone as homosexual based on the fact that they are an expert at sucking dick.

Hey man, that little helmet polisher Katie just gave my rod a spit shine!

Hey, fuck off helmet polisher!

by Shaft_Dick September 27, 2008

purple helmet moon man

slang for penis

i want to send my purple helmet moon man on a cave diving exploration in your vag.

by iroc camaro March 1, 2009

Polish the Helmet

To give a head job to.

Man that bitch is so hot every time I see her she wants to polish the helmet.

by Master B March 10, 2003

helmet sundae

As you are railing your girl from behind, you take your baseball hat off your head and take a dump in it, pull out, put the hat on her head and jizz in her face

She was being such a snatchface, so I gave her a helmet sundae

by Rob R2 October 22, 2008

milk helmets

Breasts, boobs, titties, sweater puppies, etc....

"Check out those gigantic milk helmets!", said Kevin.

by Matt August 25, 2003

road helmet

Woman giving head to male driver in a car.

I drove all the way home with my road helmet on.

by aqhachick September 20, 2004

Gutter Helmet

Gutter Helmet is the act of getting a blow job from a dirty girl.

Tony always sneak's around with Jennifer so nobody see's then, be he secretly hopes for a little gutter helmet.

by -cM July 16, 2007