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Dirty Gunnison

When you are camping and have to take a dump in the middle of the night and end up shitting on your foot. You then limp back to your campsite and rub your foot across your buddy's face while he's asleep.
Nate: "I got Derek good last night. I was taking a shit and accidently got some on my foot. I was so pissed but then I remembered what an asshole Derek is so I hobbled over to where he was sleeping and gave him the Dirty Gunnison."

Scott: "Nice! He's such an asshole that he probably liked it"
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The Russian Gunner 

Squat down, put you hand behind you right leg and masturbate vigorously until you explode everywhere like a machine gun, ergo Russian gunner
Boy 1: " I tried the Russian gunner last night"
Boy 2: "Oh? What happened"
Boy 1: "I think I declared war"
The Russian Gunner by ThePandaKing November 1, 2011
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Mexican tail gunner 

Mexican tail gunner,, having sex doggie style, pulling out just a you cum and lobbing a load in her hair, then yelling " viva".
Last night I gave Sarah a"mexican tail gunner " in her new hair doo.

The_arsenal_gunner1886 

Arsenal is defined as having a surplus of weapon's that is in someones possession. There can be a variety of weapon's in these arsenals. In this instance this arsenal is was a unique one used back in 1886 which was made of manure. These people also called "gunners" would take the manure and stuff a canvas bag (referred as the mouth) as full as they could then tie the top leaving a small hole so they could pack it more just to where it was oozing out of the mouth. They would then take a tiny explosive and inserted it into the mouth. Reports have been made that the men found this to be very funny looking and said it reminded them of something inappropriate I won't name it specifically. They would then light the explosive and with a specially made catapult launch it at the opposing forces. Some men continued the practice after their duty ended.
The_arsenal_gunner1886 were the lowest ranked men who used primitive weaponry, such as the manure catapult.

Apache Door Gunner 

A term used by military personnel to sidestep questions about their actual job, especially when they don't want to get specific or even talk to the person asking the question. The name comes from the fact that the AH-64 Apache attack helicopter doesn't actually have a side door for a gunner.
Obnoxious VetBro: "Bro you're in the military? Dude I was too! What's your job?"

Servicemember minding their own business: "Uhh, I was an Apache Door Gunner..."

Obnoxious VetBro: "Oh sick bro! I didn't know they had those!"

`~`Luciferian's Prayer: "'Richard, Timothy, And Gunther'"<Dick, Tim, And Run And Gunners>`~` 

`~`Luciferian's Prayer: "'Richard, Timothy, And Gunther'"<Dick, Tim, And Run And Gunners>`~`
`~`Luciferian's Prayer: "'Richard, Timothy, And Gunther'"<Dick, Tim, And Run And Gunners>`~`

I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Sucks Richard, Timothy, And Gunther Genitals <Dick, Gunner, And Tim> 

I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Sucks Richard, Timothy, And Gunther Genitals <Dick, Gunner, And Tim>
I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Sucks Richard, Timothy, And Gunther Genitals <Dick, Gunner, And Tim>