Douche flute

Douch flute - funneling vinegar & water into the ladies puss then plunging her rapidly to satisfaction

She was starting to smell fishy so I gave her the douche flute

by StinkyJay January 16, 2025

left handed douche flute

Similar to a left handed cigarette. A vape or puff box that contains marijuana or THC

Is that a regular Douche flute? or is it one of those left handed douche flutes that gives you the munchies....

by jpw805 December 13, 2020

whittle the flute

To jerk off.

Gloria will whittle the flute and swallow the music for a nominal fee.

by pentozali October 20, 2012

National kiss a flute player day

January 17, Kiss a flutist any flutist

“Omg are you a flute player? Can I kiss you? It is National kiss a flute player day”

by miraculouslydumb November 7, 2023

Flute boys

A group of kids in marching band that decided to be the frat boys but we gave them a wack ass nick name

“AYO WHAT ARE YOU DRESSED AS FLUTE SECTION” “the Frat boys” “the flute boys ?”

by YOUR MOM AGY July 26, 2021

Flute and flower

1. true love.

Woman mocks man in public.
Man tomahawk swings arm backwards and grabs woman on soft buttock makes Henry Cavill chin and walks up street.
Man looks back at woman.
Woman deciding to throw glass champagne flute at man.
Man catches woman glinting eye like super man looking at Wonder Woman.
Woman holds composure, flute and pink flower in opposite hand steady and decides not to throw.
Woman feels, swoons and realises near fatality.

Woman: who’s that guy?
Friend: gasps!! ..thinking (flute and flower)

by Vegemiteman January 19, 2021

flute trombone

Its like a rusty trombone, but you add a thumb and moo.

You haven't experienced a climax until you've had a flute trombone.

by Mootillda November 13, 2021