Flarple

When you need to fart and it somehow winds up bubbling out the front way through your vagina flaps and makes kind of a "flarple flarple" sound.

The princess was mortified after she flarpled infront of her potential suiter at the ball.

by Tournikel September 11, 2011

Flapacino

A slang word to describe a womens pussy.

Hey dude, She had a fineeee Flapacino

by Ross Jamieson May 3, 2007

Flap-a-squat

1. To wave your arms and say woooo woooo 2. an insult to grandparents and enemies. 3. to fart

The cheerleaders had to flap-a-squat to make them appear good. I said flap-a-squat to my grandma, then she sent me home. I have to flap-a-squat so bad, I just let it loose.

by Christina Smithe September 28, 2012

Flap nap

When a person preforms cunnilingus on a woman and falls asleep halfway through, without the knowlege of the woman. The resulting snores against the vulva and labia (both mayora and minora) create a flaping action that proves to be more pleasurable for the woman than the actual intended act of cunnilingus. Unbeknownst to the woman, her partner is asleep and isn't even trying.

Woman#1: Paul is such a slob, he fell a sleep while eating me out.
Woman2: Did he atleast take a flap nap?

by Capitan Rastrero April 14, 2016

Oatmeal Flagpole

When a female is orally pleasuring a man and her gag reflex causes her to vomit on said penis.

"Oh man I got oatmeal flagpoled last night"

by Dipstick Master Juice January 20, 2009

Nasty Flap

To be nasty and have a flap for a piece of hair ; also can refer to the term "Gage"

Everyone : Ya nasty flap.
Nasty flap : Ok cool I don't care.
Everyone : sure you don't .
Nasty flap : Ughughugh.

by George Donnell October 5, 2016

moist flap

A discharge of something usually sticky from the the pelvis, by flapping your legs.

Adam released a moist flap on the dog

by Nan.nan December 9, 2016