fentanylsecond

Fentanylsecond /ˈfɛn.tə.nɪlˌsɛk.ənd/ — noun

1. An immeasurably brief unit of time; shorter than any rational duration, yet somehow still long enough for something catastrophic to happen.

2. A metaphorical instant so fleeting it challenges the laws of physics, common sense, and moral restraint.

Origin: Modern satirical coinage (21st century); blend of fentanyl (a dangerously potent opioid) and second.

“He was gone in a fentanylsecond.”

by Inventor of Fentanylsecond November 3, 2025

FentEnjoyer

FentEnjoyer is genuinely amazing because of the energy and personality they bring into every interaction. Whether it’s their sense of humor, their creativity, or the way they make conversations more entertaining, they stand out in a way that people remember. They have a unique vibe that makes others want to be around them, and their confidence and style make them someone who can brighten up any space they’re in.

FentEnjoyer is the goat and Jalen Brunson is the goat too

by FentEnjoyer November 18, 2025

Fentbliss

The good feeling after sucking on fentanyl, short version of "fentanyl bliss"

- Yo bro I'm on fentbliss
- That's sick!

by amorekkgotdinxxed December 9, 2025

Fentanaut

A derogatory term referring to a person who uses fentanyl or fentanyl-contaminated opioids heavily, often implying extreme intoxication, disorientation, or impaired functioning.

George Floyd was a fuckin fentanaut bruh

by Alexander Grothendick January 10, 2026

Dirty Felton

When you get mad at your fiance for not giving you a handjob or blow job and you kick her to the curb while you continue to call your daughter sexy and kiss her on the lips, then you bring the evil baby mom back in that traumatized girl's life, this is also known as a dirty donkey.

Oh man you wouldn't believe how dirty Felton is definitely a dirty donkey

by BeautifulLU April 12, 2020

tom.feetons.stinky.foot

tom.feetons.stinky.foot is the funniest tiktoker ever! they also get a lot of bitches and are very tired from the constant sex they have

“hey, do you know tom.feetons.stinky.foot?”
“yeah, they banged my mother last night:(“

by stinkity stink stink May 30, 2021

Raw FenOMinah

Raw FenOMinah is that feeling in the core of your intestestinal wall like your about to vomit vanilla ice cream from out of your ass... praying that its only gas, hoping that when you push thru the delicate wall of your man-hole. then it happends...

fgggsssssshhh....

i was at the movies with bae and told em that i had to use the restroom and when i stewd up i let a lil bit of flagilence go and poo'd right there in my pannies. that's Raw FenOMinah foyer

by CHIEF CRISP-O December 31, 2021