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Dick Feet

An insult implying that the person or persons have dicks for feet.
Can also be known as Cock-Toes.
Person 1: I just brought A Nissan.
Person 2: Dick Feet.
by Mexican Tequila Death September 1, 2009
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The Feels

The Feels is in the same family as the Succubus/Incubus. However, it feeds not on lust but on the soul energy released when a human heart bursts. To that end, the Feels will come to those witnessing or living through a particularly moving moment when their heart is fullest and add additional emotion until the heart can no longer contain the pressure. Despite the pain and panic this causes, many victims of The Feels will intentionally seek out material that makes them vulnerable to it. Scientists argue whether this is the result of brain damage in those individuals or if The Feels delivers an addictive surge of dopamine to ensure future feedings.

Studies have been hindered by extreme limb flailing and the incorporeal nature of the soul.
Researched by "Siwenna" of the interweb
"Carrie, let's watch Titanic!"
"No way, the Feels start swarming as soon as that damn song plays."

"Are you crying because of Sherlock again?"
"No, man, it's the Feels!"
by YellaCottonHat February 5, 2015
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non-caring feet

Feet that can range from Men's size 9-11 because they simply do not care which size they are. (especially helpful when in need of borrowing a pair of shoes)
Dude, can I borrow your shoes for gym?
Sure! Wait, what size are you?
Oh, I have non-caring feet.


My feet aren't small, they're just non-caring feet. What, you've never heard of that?
by myfeetdontcare90 January 5, 2009
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Feeta My Beeta

feeta meaning any verb and beeta meaning any noun.
Dude, Feeta My Beeta.
by meeeeeeeeeerrrrrr April 28, 2009
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Wheelchair feet

Feet that are so soft and supple, it's as if they've never been walked on. Callus and odour free with the sweet taste of cotton candy between the toes.
After the date, she confidently slipped off her shoes and revealed her wheelchair feet to him. He’d never seen such beautiful feet in his life.

"Your feet are flawless. They are wheelchair feet"
by peepuck2 January 1, 2012
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where's the feet

PG version of "WTF" or "what the fuck?!"
*Four midgets riding a baby elephant through Central Park.*

Casual Observer: ...where's the feet?!
by dubhead September 7, 2007
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hit the feet

To run or sprint away as fast as one could go.
As soon as I heard the sirens I hit the feet.
by blackcat January 14, 2016
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