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male fantasy

A thing better than taking mushrooms and LSD combined. The perfect imaginary sexy time. Usually an oversexualized dream.

Could be used after sending your comedic clit a rule 34 pic.
Since his very first encounter with a girl, Jimmy has fapped to his male fantasy of her for 40 years.
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fantasy football asshole

Someone being arrogant, rude, obnoxious, or just a total dickhead . A real prick that makes you feel so shitty in the inside. A passive-aggressive jerk. Constantly talking shit in the fantasy football league no matter what his record is.
"J0-EE is the biggest fantasy football asshole in our league!"
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dickhead
by cazed September 25, 2013
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The "J" Fantasy

The ultimate Hedonistic lifestyle that is still livable to the average, working, functioning person (but that's only the beginning). It is comprised mostly or partying, enjoying beautiful weather, and appreciating all the pleasures the world has been kind enough to give us.
Los Angeles is one of the few places in the world where you can live the "J" Fantasy.
by McEneaneyGonzales January 14, 2009
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captain fantasy

A very annoying person who talks to you alot even though you make it obvious that you dont want to be near them, many people dont like this person and often pull pranks on him.
rick: kevin is so friggin annoying he always talks to me and asks dumbass questions.

james: yea i think captain fantasy is pretty weird to
by ricky booby22 October 29, 2007
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Fantasy Rape

When a B chick forces heavy sensual vibes in an enclosed environment over a long period of time and penetrates your fantasy forcefield and proceeds to rape you . . . the wrong way
Dude, I was in was in class for 3 hours and the Prof was wearing a super tight black dress on her not super tight body, at first I thought ahhhh nasty and then I thought ahhh get out of my mind you nasty bitch

Dude, Fantasy Rape
by porkchop101 April 17, 2012
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final fantasy 9

Not as sucessful as the last two games because:

- Very restrictive and crappy limit break system, which often meant wasting hugely powerful moves on worthless opponents such as goblins, and then not using these moves again for another 50 or so battles
- Treasure items in hidden places in almost every single location your character can be a part of means that most players will feel frustrated at reaching the halfway point of the game and then realise they've failed to complete 60% of the games quests, because they missed a few important items in the first couple of villages (that were beside a girls bed in a random house, for example)
- New, weird races, which had no appeal to anyone and instead made the game feel surreal and alienated
- Cocky shit of a main character who you will feel the need to murder at several stages in the game
- The fact most new locations are destroyed a couple of minutes after you've left them, leaving you at the end of the game with fuck all to re-visit
- Un-customisable and straight forward character development, leaving almost no choices at all open to the player in how each character is improved, apart from choosing their equipment
- After acquiring all the games playable characters into your party, you feel as if you're travelling with a bunch of misfits, not a group of heroes who want to save the world
- Confusing, fickle and somewhat pointless storyline
- Lack of a "do what you like before the end boss" part of the game, like in FF7 with the airship
- Lack of massively powerful opponents, like the WEAPONs in FF7 and the hidden GF's in FF8
- That depressing feeling that this game has been aimed at the "younger audience"
- Slow and clumsy battle animation
- Shit summoning attacks
- No real excitement in the storyline and little information about the game's other characters
- Somewhat lack of seriousness that the other two games had, and instead has been replaced by a wizard candy-house ye-olde-medieavel world
- Frankly shit end sequence
- And to top it off, the slow realisation that this is probably the best game Square is going to produce in a long time, this confirmed when playing FF10
- Bad game music
by OiOiBoy June 20, 2006
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Fantasy Friday

pregame to fantasy football Sunday where you trash talk your opponent by tagging them on facebook and/or twitter
Fantasy Friday is today and my team I'M AWESOME is about to whoop @Ted Doe's THE MEFA CREATER ass this week and make him kiss the baby
by OFCC October 18, 2010
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