A lip erection is when you get together with a friend who makes you laugh so much your top lip lifts up to expose a gummy expression. This can happen as you walk towards said friend.
As I walked towards my friend my top lip began to lift. She is just so funny it is like being around Ricky Gervais. We cause each other lip erections.
by Sh4von April 3, 2020

by Golove November 6, 2019

John: Dave, how was your first date?
Dave: it was fucking gold, we were having hot steamy sex and she gave me the erect snowballs!
Dave: it was fucking gold, we were having hot steamy sex and she gave me the erect snowballs!
by Petergrabbonmynuts November 1, 2021

James woke up with a massive stiffy and needed a wee. He went to the toilet and performed Erection Ejection whilst taking aim with his big object!
by Mikool77 July 17, 2023

by Greedylilshoewhore April 21, 2018

*When a person is angry but horny usually resulted in rape behind the doors if you get what im saying
*Thats why some women like their man angry because they love a beast out of him.
*Most of the time women make their man angry for this reason which most man doesn't know about
*Thats why some women like their man angry because they love a beast out of him.
*Most of the time women make their man angry for this reason which most man doesn't know about
John:anna why do you love your man so much but piss him off most of the time.
Anna: because angry erections are the best.
Anna: because angry erections are the best.
by Gerald 23 August 8, 2022

by Jkshhajqjhe March 28, 2020
