Vegan Douchebag

Someone who plagiarizes other peoples work in the pursuit of self aggrandizement whilst giving the appearance of being knowledgable, credible and holier than thou. The worst kind of intellectual thief. Known to hide when confronted. Will police comments on media to prevent having to deal with lack of originality. Does not credit the source.

Man oh man. he just swiped that content and posted it as his own, he's a fuckin' vegan douchebag.

by The Nodge Squad October 20, 2012

Hipster Douchebag

A person with a holier-than-thou (aka, 'I'm-way-better-than-you') attitude who thinks they're righteous in every way and thinks that absolutely everything mainstream is revolting. Note: these people exert every effort in making it seem like they do not care. Also, they heavily deny that they are hipsters and hate other hipsters for fear that The Cribs will hate them forever.

Person 1: Fuck, it's that hipster douchebag from English class.
Person 2: Aw, man. Let's bail before he/she starts bitch-talking about Paramore or something.

by Hipster Haters, Inc. May 4, 2010

Douchebag Soufflé

1)A person who is a leader, but who treats others as less than themselves, and who one might like to see fall from grace.

2) The absolute worst Douchebag.

3) Fucker or Mother Fucker

George W. Bush is absolutely a Douchebag Soufflé.

by Bubblz the Clown April 2, 2009

Guitar Douchebag

Arch-nemesis of Charming Joke Telling Douchebag.

Charming Joke Telling Douchebag: "Watson you idiot! Someone has stolen our tent!"

Guitar Douchebag : (sits down in corner with guitar, starts strumming chords) "Hey look at me! I know four chords!"

Charming Joke Telling Douchebag: (under breath) "I'll get you next time, Guitar Douchebag. Next time!"

by Spartiala January 8, 2009

Fried Douchebag

When one takes a douchebag, deep fries it and shoves it up Fred Flintsone's vagina

That episode of the Flintstones last night was a little disturbing. I didn't know Barney was capable of pulling a fried douchebag

by YadaYada September 11, 2012

complete douchebag

Someone who has no other point in life than to make your existance miserable. Usually ends up with a short, ugly girlfriend who cheats on him... only because he cannot do better.

"Rob, why did you go from Erika the hottie to that ugly girl Sammi?"
"I don't know, I couldn't do any better. And she was willing to f*ck before I even asked her out."
"You're a COMPLETE DOUCHEBAG."

by danika cumiando February 2, 2009

Schrödinger's Douchebag

Someone who decides if their previous statement was a joke or not depending on people's reaction.
If it is recieved positively, they will not call it a joke and simply keep going.
If it is recieved negatively, they will try to gaslight people into believing that the statement is a joke and put down those who try to call them out.
before any reaction however, they are in a superstate of joking and not joking. Hence, the Schrödinger's Cat refference.

Douchebag: "I hate minorities"
Person 1: "woah wth dude?"
Douchebag: "I was joking why are you being so sensitive?
Person 1: "Schrödinger's Douchebag much?"
alternatively,
Douchebag: "I hate minorities"
Person 2: "I agree"
Douchebag, to themself: "I love being a Schrödinger's douchebag"

by Bro💀💀💀 July 1, 2022