Cum Coning

Inserting a funnel into the anus or vagina and ejaculating inside

Cum Coning - Similar to cum funneling but non orally

by MOIST TATERTOTS June 11, 2018

ur continent no straight

the insult worse than
ur brother a mother
ur granny tranny
ur sister mister
ur mom gay
ur dad lesbian
ur grandpap a trap
ur family transgender
ur country bisexual

Guy 1:ur mom gay
Guy 2:ur dad lesbian
Guy 1:ur family transgender
Guy 2:ur country bisexual
Guy 1:ur continent no straight
Guy 2:*Dies in extreme unstoppable pain*

by WoodenArcher June 20, 2018

conversation-continuing crouch

Refers to the humorous-looking but gentlemanly maneuver that you perform when you hafta pass between two people who are speaking with each other, but you still wanna maintain your momma's oft-admonished politeness-directive of "don't stand between two people when they're talking"; what you do as you approach the pair, therefore, is to hastily stoop down far below head-height and then speedily slitther your way through between the two conversers, so that they can continue talking and maintaining eye-contact "over your head". Again, employing the "triple-C" can indeed appear amusing to observers, but they will still be grateful to you for your showing them this extra measure of etiquette, especially if their conversation was rather tense/involved/emotional, they were in a hurry to finish speaking and be on their way, etc.

My local commercial-fishing buddies are fairly causal-minded and know me quite well, but I am sure they still appreciate my always practicing the conversation-continuing crouch whenever I hafta pass between them during a chat.

by QuacksO April 19, 2019

Chain-coning

When you’ve been on a weed binge for too long and chain smoke cones like they were the atmosphere.

Have we got any more bud?
Nah cunt you were chain-coning the last of our shit.

by Shanulio Noodlenan September 18, 2019

addison corzine

Addison Corrine is a bitch who can be your bsf at one point by then completely out of nowhere stop talking to you. She also can’t stop cracking her phone and she won’t stop liking some boy named “Mason” or “Caden”.

That girl is sick an Addison Corzine.

by Greyboatt September 26, 2019

Linear Continuity Syndrome

Linear Continuity Syndrome

Is when a Person cannot play or watch a Game / TV Series / Movie that has a deep, connective and emotional story or plot-line without starting over from the very beginning (Sometimes not at all if the story is that Emotional to the person).

If a game has multiple choices and is impacted on the way you play then the first play-through of the game will be determined as Canon to the player (Even if said choices are perhaps not Canon to the game's universe) and any other play-through with different choices will seem wrong.

Even when they do start over from the beginning it will never feel the same and only leave memories of sadness to well up inside the person.

Person 1: Hey man, want to replay the Mass Effect Series?

Person 2: Sorry dude, my Linear Continuity Syndrome would scream at me if I did.

by Jhin Wick October 16, 2019

Saulitary confinement

What you'd likely find yourself in if you go hot-headedly throwing spears at your fellow leaders.

I never could understand why dat temperish javelin-chucking dude in da Bible wasn't thrown into Saulitary confinement for his treasonous murder-attempts... didn't they have a proper concept of justice back then????

by QuacksO February 12, 2020