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Computer

A device that computes, especially a programmable electronic machine that performs high-speed mathematical or logical operations or that assembles, stores, correlates, or otherwise processes information.
a Computer, PC, Laptop, Notebook, PDA
by Ben9534 January 18, 2006
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Wang Computers

Saturday Night Live parody, in which young kids hock Wang brand computers.
"Wang Computers: My friends want me to come out and play ball. All I want to do is stay in my room and play with my Wang!"
by Johnny Hockett October 7, 2006
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doing my homework on the computor

The act of being on facebook or myspace and doing your homework at the same time, only to realize hours later you have gotten no homework done.

A state of denial. Convincing yourself you are multitasking on the computor.

Convincing yourself you are doing something productive.
parent: what are you doing on the computor so long??
child: I'm doing my homework on the computor!!
by VistosoNBetty March 22, 2009
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Personal Computer

See PC.
See PC for examples.
by Downstrike May 31, 2004
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competer

One who competes. Also how a retard says the word "computer."
Tumor the retard says, "I want to play with my competer mommy now!"

"Look at Woody and all his competers! You know he will come out on top!"
by wordy thompkins March 1, 2008
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Apple Computers

Made by a dumbass to be used by a dumbass

Opposite of PC which is made by a Nerd With No Life to be used by a Nerd With No Life
Apple Computers User: uhhhh... how do I open this file?

PC User: Time to download porn...
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computer ketchup

Better than the regular kind, or that purple kind.
Ooh! This computer ketchup is pretty good! Needs more RAM, though. Maybe a couple of megachips.
by SMD October 18, 2004
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