clown car of clusterfuck

1. A shit-show; chaos at the top of a sinking corporate or entertainment hierarchy.
2. A revolving door of incompetent bosses.

Coined and used by wrestling promoter Eric Bischoff.

"It was a clown car of clusterfuck at the top so I didn't need to know nor did I care."

With who they were bringing in, I knew it was gonna be a clown car of clusterfuck at my job.

by I mean, yeah March 1, 2020

Bumper car clusterfuck

A person who is often wrongly l labeled a hot mess, or train wreck, but they are actually trying to do the right thing or better themselves only to wind up in a situation they can’t escape from no matter what they do.

She has tried many different paths in life, but she never succeeds and makes things worse than before. Her whole life is one big bumper car clusterfuck.

by gogeauxf June 10, 2021

crusterfuck

When a person has sex before their penis stitches have healed.

After his adult circumcision, Misha was advised to be gentle with his anatomy until his skin had healed completely: No tight underwear, no masturbating, and definitely no crusterfucking.

by driedupcontactlens July 16, 2015

Chunterfucker

Noun. Person or persons who chunter along in lane two or three of a motorway or dual carriageway for no fucking reason whatsoever.

A. That fucker is chuntering along in the middle lane when lane 1 is completely empty.
B. What a chunterfucker.

by DooblesUK October 11, 2016

Clusterzuck

To screw something up so bad that it causes a ripple across the world, that effects many nations, while being named Mark Zuckerberg.

"Did you hear Donald Trump is our President because Russians exploited Facebook's Ad system to disseminate disinformation to low information voters who have no logical reasoning skills?"

"Yeah, what a Clusterzuck."

by SomeoneHad2SayIt May 25, 2018

Clusterfucracy

a government or organization operated by a large group of individuals ostensibly working towards the same goal despite actively inhibiting the ability of each of the others to accomplish said goal, whether by accident or intent.

I thought my office was messed up before, but today it went full-blown clusterfucracy on me.

by Kerfliggle June 6, 2019

cluntsterfuck

Cluntsterfuck

noun

1. A hot mess.
2. When the big tent is falling down around your ears.

Today has been a total cluntsterfuck since the elephants for loose!

by Cluntcar March 5, 2021