by The Lesbianic Mantra November 18, 2006
Get the clitslap mug.a clumsy walker is a female sugar baby who gets caught doing prostitution work. clumsy walkers fit into their own class of sex worker. With no real personalities, they use the internet to catfish people for friendship and resources. Usually they have a cover of "Instagram model" or "actress" but never mention their involvement in sex work.
Unlike most prostitutes, they have no goals or reasons for getting involved with prostitution. 99% of clumsy walkers are white, start as teenagers, live at home with their parents and have a history of mental health issues.
things like anorexia, bulimia, and other eating disorders are common. history of drug use or abuse. history of sexual abuse or assault. bi-polar and other forms of BPD are all common in clumsy walkers.
usually clumsy walkers can't keep real jobs for very long and always go back to sex work. They don't keep friends around and have a hard time maintaining romantic relationships. Since most of them are privileged, young, pretty and dumb they get to live in constant world of procrastination, getting high and having sex for money.
usually their meet ups with "clients" involves them being really high on drugs or pills. clumsy walkers love drugs.
Of course what makes a clumsy walker different than other sex workers is they do most of the work as a secret double life while living with their parents. You don't become an official clumsy walker until you get caught by your parents.
Unlike most prostitutes, they have no goals or reasons for getting involved with prostitution. 99% of clumsy walkers are white, start as teenagers, live at home with their parents and have a history of mental health issues.
things like anorexia, bulimia, and other eating disorders are common. history of drug use or abuse. history of sexual abuse or assault. bi-polar and other forms of BPD are all common in clumsy walkers.
usually clumsy walkers can't keep real jobs for very long and always go back to sex work. They don't keep friends around and have a hard time maintaining romantic relationships. Since most of them are privileged, young, pretty and dumb they get to live in constant world of procrastination, getting high and having sex for money.
usually their meet ups with "clients" involves them being really high on drugs or pills. clumsy walkers love drugs.
Of course what makes a clumsy walker different than other sex workers is they do most of the work as a secret double life while living with their parents. You don't become an official clumsy walker until you get caught by your parents.
Damn dude...did you hear about Sophia? she got arrested. I didn't know she was a clumsywalker
"I hate going to Bar Sinister, that place is filled with clumsywalkers"
"I got another message from another clumsywalker asking for tips, shut up bitch and pay me!"
Damn Greg I really like Anna... No no no dude. watch out, i hear she is a clumsywalker.
Jessicas boyfriend found out she was really a hoe. Damn Jessica is a clumsywaker.
"I hate going to Bar Sinister, that place is filled with clumsywalkers"
"I got another message from another clumsywalker asking for tips, shut up bitch and pay me!"
Damn Greg I really like Anna... No no no dude. watch out, i hear she is a clumsywalker.
Jessicas boyfriend found out she was really a hoe. Damn Jessica is a clumsywaker.
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An impossible situation that causes much frustration but often is unforseen. These give a person a headache when simply thinking about resolving one.
When you invite three girls to a party and try to hook up with all of them, then you have a real cluster fuck on your hands.
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Get the cludslamed mug.This person who is either distracted, worked up over something, is over/under-medicated, or just a clumsy idiot,
He knocks something over accidentally, and as it flies through the air towards doom,
somehow saves/catches the item, lightening quick-- just in time.
**HE still looks like an ass for being utterly spastic and CLUMSY-
His quick and speedy recovery---like that of a skilled NINJA...
He averted the disaster and his confidence rises
until he does it again in ten minutes...
{clumsy ninjette-for the ladies
He knocks something over accidentally, and as it flies through the air towards doom,
somehow saves/catches the item, lightening quick-- just in time.
**HE still looks like an ass for being utterly spastic and CLUMSY-
His quick and speedy recovery---like that of a skilled NINJA...
He averted the disaster and his confidence rises
until he does it again in ten minutes...
{clumsy ninjette-for the ladies
While telling a good story, hand smacks a soda off the table and you catch it before in lands
on the laptop. **clumsy ninja save**
Finish amazing sex, get up, trip over the ottoman, land face down,
roll over quickly and just ask if round 2 could start there instead.
**clumsy ninja attitude**
Grab a item off a store's shelf, the rest of items all start to fall, and you run like hell--
**clumpsy ninja hates the attention**
on the laptop. **clumsy ninja save**
Finish amazing sex, get up, trip over the ottoman, land face down,
roll over quickly and just ask if round 2 could start there instead.
**clumsy ninja attitude**
Grab a item off a store's shelf, the rest of items all start to fall, and you run like hell--
**clumpsy ninja hates the attention**
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