golden closet

When someone comes out as gay, and the celebration is made an occasion including watersports as a main feature.

I heard Jimmy got a golden closet the other day. I know because his hair still reeked.

by Fayd'sNotFunny December 7, 2016

I don't have a clue.

You either don't know the answer, or you're pretending you don't.

Your girlfriend: Why is there another woman's thong under your bed?
You (looking shocked): I don't have a clue. Dog must have dragged it in from the yard.

by OK-KB January 7, 2012

closet

container for tom cruise

OMG! The weird-ass scientologist still refuses to leave the closet!

by Stephan Hill September 4, 2006

play one's cards close to one's chest

To keep to oneself, to be secretive, to be very cautious in one's dealing with people and giving nothing much or nothing at all away. (As if one were playing cards and not permitting anyone to see any of the cards.)

"He is very cautious. He plays his cards close to his chest."

"You seem to be playing your cards close to your vest."

"Roy likes to play his cards close to his chest"

"To play one's cards close to one's chest is not nice etiquette"

by aussieboy322 June 6, 2009

closet slut

a person who has sex with multiple people, but acts innocent, as if they are a virgin

that girl has sex with like 300 people, but she acts like an angel, she's a closet slut

by peahcesinnorthdakota August 6, 2008

out of the closet

When one returns from Narnia to the real world

Peter Pevensie: Where are we?
Susan Pevensie: Crap, we've just come out of the closet

by Ninjachick56 February 25, 2011

closet Bieberian

A person who enjoys the music of Justin Bieber, but is too afraid to admit this to the world or any one person besides themself for that matter. Being that this artist gets hated on just as much as he is adored, making the statement of liking this sixteen year olds music and style is something that not everyone is proud of or comfortable with; hence, they are still "in the closet" with their JB love.

Yes world, I enjoy My World 2.0. I've been a closet Bieberian for 4 months now and I just can't keep this a secret any longer. I get down to Baby every time I hear it on the radio. Please don't disown me mom.

by mlvd742 May 3, 2010