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Douche Canoe

A douche of such magnitude you need a watercraft to navigate.
I can't believe he stole that kids bike, what a douche canoe!
by txdollface April 26, 2016
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Douche canoe

An arrogant ignorant individual that is causing the rest of the world as much pain as possible somebody who’s over the top worse than it a regular douche bag he’s the douche of all douche someone think they’re entitled arrogant selfish
You’re sure a huge douche canoe a flop, woman abuser, narcissistic, asshole that feels entitled feels like you don’t have to work. You can just mooch off of everybody piece of shit. Father doesn’t take care of any responsibilities and bitches and complains about everything that’s not given to them, arrogant useless heartless, and the only thing that they have going for them is their sexual attachment that their parents gave them a person that gets their dick from their mom and not their dad.

Man Ricky, why do you gotta be such a douche canoe?
by Dick Michael Miller March 27, 2025
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Kentucky Canoe

The act of defecating, dry-freezing the excrement (using liquid nitrogen or some such nonsense) and using it as a dildo. Quite popular among scat-fetishists.
Eww, why did Martin have to tell us about Kentucky Canoes? I could have gone my whole life without knowing that.
by Ozzy Coke January 17, 2011
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Doge canoe

Elon Musk and any of his acolytes.
So what did the Doge canoe have to say today?

The doge canoe is paying voters to vote.
by Larry Loon March 30, 2025
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Douche Canoe

A person or people who are behaving like a feminine hygiene product one would use on a warm night in August. With an air of snooty-ness as they fancy themselves an outdoorsmen using a pretentious personal watercraft.
Todd was being a real douche canoe talking about his ski trip in Tahoe.
by Dadof3girls July 30, 2016
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Roof Canoe

someone who is utterly useless at their sole purpose
Julia is a roof canoe at cooking.
by roofcanoe May 1, 2020
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Douche canoe

A douche bag that should sail away on the shit river away from you.
by t_tahiti May 22, 2018
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