Definitions by Dadof3girls

Douche Canoe 

A person or people who are behaving like a feminine hygiene product one would use on a warm night in August. With an air of snooty-ness as they fancy themselves an outdoorsmen using a pretentious personal watercraft.

Todd was being a real douche canoe talking about his ski trip in Tahoe.

Douche Canoe by Dadof3girls July 30, 2016