Christmas butthole

Just think about it: a big red butthole filled with the holiday spirit.

Deb: Well fuck me in my Christmas butthole.

Dex: Huh?

by La Petite Tête July 23, 2010

butthole whistle

what a mentally retarded person says when he farts

Joey gimps his way in to a line at walmart and farts loudly yelling BUTTHOLE WHISTLE

by Razurtothewrist666 March 13, 2010

Lasagna Butthole

The sexual act of fisting a lasagna into your asshole.

Why do you smell like tomato sauce?

My boyfriend gave me a lasagna butthole last night!

by Skeletor 1983 January 5, 2023

butthole sneeze

when you sneeze and a little poop comes out

Fluffy had a bag cold, when she sneezed it made her butthole sneeze also.

by Fluffy Orange Princess September 30, 2014

butthole button

The art of finding the anal G-Spot.

Damn, he really hit my butthole button last night. I got so dripping wet!

by bitch1980 May 2, 2016

Butthole shot

It's like a bellyshot, but you pour the liquid into the persons butthole and drink it from there.

Dude, the party last night was crazy! Two girls started taking butthole shots in the livingroom! I had the weirdest boner the whole time!

by Zsama August 16, 2017

Sneaky Butthole

Someone whose questionable actions cause you to learn an important lesson and then they pretend it was their plan to enlighten you all along.

(South Park) While Stan's ploy to distract others from his own dishonesty inadvertently led to people taking up a positive cause, his "that was really my plan all along" attitude cemented his reputation as a Sneaky Butthole.

(Arrested Development) George Senior's use of Sneaky Butthole tactics to teach his children life lessons may have traumatized them, but they sure didn't forget to leave a note on the fridge again. Ever.

by JohnnyApocalypse August 27, 2013