by sus0220020202 May 08, 2022
A car that barely runs, a car your mom saved for you that she drove 30 years ago. Essentially a car you get into knowing you might not get out of it.
Barry: “We can take my car guys.”
James: “ I’m not getting in that shit beater car, it’s a death trap.”
James: “ I’m not getting in that shit beater car, it’s a death trap.”
by your neighbor September 20, 2022
by Bigmike8045 June 28, 2019
by bill cosby number 1 February 01, 2018
It's when you grab your balls and slam it against one's face at such a power that it leaves a bruise on their face.
by The Egger June 05, 2018
Sticking a hand held electronic mixer shoving it in a girl vagina on her period an turn it on from high to low. This is how a red pancake is made or how a blue waffle is started.
by Jonney blender March 17, 2017
The affliction, common in frequent masturbaters in which one's jizz is stuck in his urethra to where it's glued shut and his piss can't break through it, resulting in two streams of urine coming out of his dick when it finally decides to punch through.
John: Guys, you'll never believe this, I went to go pee, and two streams of pee came out of my penis!
Joe: Looks like you've got a severe case of Beater's Bluff.
John: OH GOD NO AERFGATDFSEVFW
Joe: Looks like you've got a severe case of Beater's Bluff.
John: OH GOD NO AERFGATDFSEVFW
by Brockollama January 13, 2012