Toothpaste beater

A toothpaste beater is one who masturbates using toothpaste instead of just dry beating or lotion beating.
These people have the cleanest dicks around, as the toothpaste cleans all the smegma.

Guy 1: did you see how clean John's foreskin is? Guy 2: yeah, he's definitely a toothpaste beater.

by A certain short guy May 6, 2025

Dick Beater's Arm

When one of your arms is noticeably stronger or larger than the other, giving the impression that one beats their dick excessively. Does not have to be caused by dick beating, any activity that results in uneven arm musculature can be considered dick beater's arm.

I recently started practicing my axe skills, but only my right arm is getting any stronger. I'm going to get dick beater's arm!

by TheBikesman November 25, 2021

feet beater

A man that masterbates or beats his meat to foot fetish related materials/pornography.

I knew your boy was weird, but I didn’t know he was a feet beater.

by JMitchMD October 26, 2020

Beaters

Your hands that you use to beat your meat.

Don't touch me with your beaters!

by Jokes4losers January 30, 2017

Bandit Beater

Low effort RPGs that involve killing many of a specific mob, earning stronger stats (whether it is from "levels", equipment, or other advancement obtained from a repeated task) before progressing to kill a stronger mob, obtaining even stronger gear, and rinse and repeat.

person 1: i spent way too much money on this bandit beater of a game
person 2: ok

by fedunct January 27, 2024

Budget Beater

A budget beater is a car that you buy for an insanely low amount because the car has many problems but it still runs, for now. You put absolutely no money into the car and drive it until it dies-hopefully no less than six months.

Him: Dude - what's up with the car you bought? it's like three different colors.

Me: It's all I can afford - I can't afford a car payment so I'll just drive this budget beater until it dies.

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 11, 2020

Bum beater

But beater is an expression that describes someone who has a very active anal sex life

They may enjoy anal more than typical penitration

Marcus was going up my arse all night he is such a bum beater

by Fannyfiddler2.0 January 4, 2022