beat anonymous 

(verb) to beat someone anonymous is to beat someone into non-recognition, or to be beaten so badly you are no longer recognizable.

David:Heyy, did you hear about that fight between Worm and Josh?

Brian:Yeah, I heard Josh got beat anonymous.

beat anonymous by briizii July 9, 2011

beat the feet 

To leave for another destination

I (we) have to beat the feet and get to the appointment.

beat the feet by teaserus August 17, 2016

Beat Lab 

An electronic device that strictly exists to surf porn.
Commonly this device will have a thin coating of semen and KY Jelly on its surface.

Bro don't touch that computer unless you are wearing a haz-mat suit......that's my Beat Lab.

Beat Lab by TheCreampieKid December 12, 2016

beat off station 

A place where a teenager masturbates at

Ex. A place in his or her room, the bathroom, or the front room(very risky).

My mom almost found my beat off station yesterday luckily it's hid very well.

beat off station by $ub7erO FreeZiN September 3, 2017

beat his ass woke 

Beating someone in their sleep as they lay defenseless causing them to awaken baffled why someone would do that to them. Usually when a woman finds out a man cheated on them while the man is still asleep.

I found out Tyrone was screwin that ho Shaquanda, so I beat his ass woke while he passed out on my couch!

beat his ass woke by Jan-man September 22, 2017

beat the rat 

An expression from the Ugandan movie "Who killed Captain Alex?". It seems to reffer to either jacking off specificaly as a black male, or to sex.

Captain Alex: I want to beat the rat.
Woman with no name but to importance to the "plot": Take, a bath first. I have a big surprise for you afterwards.
Captain Alex: Ok, but I really want to beat the rat.

beat the rat by SquidT29 October 23, 2017

Beat das Yeet 

Beating the meat but fancy.

Lmao gonna beat das yeet.

Beat das Yeet by The Niggest Peepee June 1, 2018