two-bagger

a prospective sexual partner, who, in order to enter a sexual encounter with them, you must not only put a bag over their head, but over your own in case their's falls off.

the only single people I meet are all either ten-pinters or two-baggers!

by Borne February 14, 2006

rough as a badger's arse

Adjective: Very rough, either literally, as in an unshaven gentleman's chin or figuratively as in uncivilised or things or behaviour.

"The people who moved in next door have parked their tarmac wagon across our drive again and stolen all the apples off our tree."
"Good gracious, they're as rough as a badger's arse."

by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005

two bagger

A chick so ugly you put one bag over her head, and another bag over your dog's head so he doesn't lose respect for you.

Last night I had me a two bagger, and the dog suffocated.

by mnx October 11, 2005

Tea Bagger

-noun

1) A male engages in the sexual act of tea bagging. in which he stands over his partner and lowers his testicles into his partner's mouth, as if lowering a tea bag into a tea cup.

2) A follower of the conservative US Tea Party political movement, often used as a derogatory term.

Most tea baggers are in favor of cuts to government services and taxes.

by Lil Moff Tarkin August 23, 2010

double-bagger

a very ugly person (from the notion that one would need two bags to cover up the ugliness, one to go over the subject's head and another to go over one's own head see also triple-bagger)

Wow, look at the huge nose on that double-bagger over there.

by Light Joker October 14, 2005

bagger

An extremely ugly woman; a woman that you would only have sex with if a bag were placed over her ugly ass face.

Your girlfriend is a bagger!

by jones February 5, 2003

THAT'S THE BADGER

Phrase to express satisfaction

"Eyago mate, there's your pie and chips - with a extra portion of pie"

"ahh, that's the badger!"

by friend of steve middleton, the pioneer of this phrase September 28, 2006