A woman who pretends to be an ally but inevitably betrays other women to a patriarchal system; usually for personal benefit.
by EldritchCostello October 6, 2018
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Named for those times you go to the family get-together and your Aunt Mabel wants to kiss you on the mouth.
She still thinks you are, like, two years old and doesn't think you notice her mustachio.
If she just gave you a hug, or a peck on the cheek, that would be fine.
But sometimes she looks like she is just going in for the hug ... and then plants a big sloppy one on your mouth. Gag!
Named for those times you go to the family get-together and your Aunt Mabel wants to kiss you on the mouth.
She still thinks you are, like, two years old and doesn't think you notice her mustachio.
If she just gave you a hug, or a peck on the cheek, that would be fine.
But sometimes she looks like she is just going in for the hug ... and then plants a big sloppy one on your mouth. Gag!
You: Hey Johnnie! Where is Gladys?
John: We don't hang out anymore.
You: What?! You two were really good friends. What happened?
John: She pulled an Aunt Mabel on me last week. We were just having fun together and then she tried to escalate the situation.
John: We don't hang out anymore.
You: What?! You two were really good friends. What happened?
John: She pulled an Aunt Mabel on me last week. We were just having fun together and then she tried to escalate the situation.
by UNCL Joe November 30, 2018
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listen, if you're just joking around and trying to make a joke, this isn't the place for you.
i've had this said to me, not from a human, but from a god. this gave me ptsd and now my nerves don't function anymore.
this may be the worst insult in the entire "ur" jokes, this and "ur family tree lgbt" fall into almost the same level of severeness, i am so lucky to be alive.
all "ur" memes are downright ants to this comeback, it inflicts fear on every human being known to man. DO NOT SAY THIS AS A JOKE.
i've had this said to me, not from a human, but from a god. this gave me ptsd and now my nerves don't function anymore.
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all "ur" memes are downright ants to this comeback, it inflicts fear on every human being known to man. DO NOT SAY THIS AS A JOKE.
David: Hey Jacob
Jacob: What?
David: ur mom gay
Jacob: well ur dad lesbian
David: well ur AUNT EAT PANT
*everything goes silent while Jacob's flesh is being eat from the inside, annd turned into nothing but thin air, Jacob is now trembling upon the darkness of death.
Jacob: What?
David: ur mom gay
Jacob: well ur dad lesbian
David: well ur AUNT EAT PANT
*everything goes silent while Jacob's flesh is being eat from the inside, annd turned into nothing but thin air, Jacob is now trembling upon the darkness of death.
by Coalbra May 16, 2018
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The team that always loses to the NFC West in the playoffs. Last year, the Aints lost to the Seahawks 41-36. Now the Aints lost to the 49ers 36-32.
I predict that when the Aints enter the playoffs again, they will lose to the Cardinals and then the Rams.
by Panda0213 January 22, 2012
Get the Aints mug.A crazy old woman that likes to wear bubushkas and keeps her nylons rolled down to her ankles. Can often be found hanging out near all-girl Catholic schools in her spare time. Likes the finer things in life such as a half-drunk can of warm Old Milwaukee and a few random cigarette butts that were found outside the local probation office. Has a terrific appetite for cupcakes and cheese.
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smoker2: semantics...you ganna pass that aunt sandy?
smoker1: yeah hold on "continues story"
smoker2: semantics...you ganna pass that aunt sandy?
smoker1: yeah hold on "continues story"
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