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Assbate

1. A young woman (Sometimes a used up skeezer or a conditioned cougar) that baits men for and with treacherous motives, sometimes in illicit acts of subterfuge.

2. A female that with others and not alone are baiting a man into a vulnerable position sometimes by using racketeering, coercion and extortion of the man or people associated with them that is targeted
"That woman is Kate E. Assbate and I need her to go away because she is stalking and harassing me."
by Idontwanttofuckahooker November 4, 2012
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assbagging

Bullshitting; talking out of one's ass.
e.g.: Philosophers who discuss the implications of quantum mechanics without understanding the underlying math are just assbagging.

e.g. 2: You have no clue how the healthcare system in this country works, quit assbagging.
by DukePacifism November 25, 2013
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assbent

Too be so offended over something that you look like a fool.

Usually happens when someone gets their feelings hurt on the internet (palringo, on a game, facebook, etc)
wow he sure is assbent over that!
by Pinky x October 25, 2014
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assbergman

A person who blames celebrities like legendary-actress Ingrid Bergman for encouraging and urging parents to vaccinate their children against the deadly illness Measles on a 1975 commercial from UNICEF which celebrities like Jenny McCarthy and medical scientists in the United Kingdom blame for children inheriting mental-disabilties such as Autism (ASD), Scoliosis, or even Mental-Retardation, etc:. It's become popular in 2015 and has't been since Bergman's death in 1982.
That fucking cunt Jenny McCarthy calls ALL parents assbergmans for vaccinating their kids against Measles who have Autism.
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Assballs

When your mom randomly throws words together when she is pissed
Aw Assballs I spilt it
by Ck_bowers15 July 11, 2016
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Assbucket

A person who subjects to lapdances
Chloe's brother called her an assbucket for going to a club all night
by Jadyn Joseph October 23, 2016
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assbag

Someone how is worse than shit in a bag. First used by 30Cal
You play TF2 like an assbag.
by Zbras November 15, 2016
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