Poon Waffle

Distorted wrinkled vagina flaps

Your grandma has a nasty poon waffle!

by Delphina June 11, 2006

Cunt Waffle

When a fat woman strips butt naked and forces your face into her cunt, she will then roll around like a waffle maker with your face in between her legs and the cellulite leaving a waffle pattern on your face.

I cant believe it, sheila just gave me a cunt waffle after i told her not to

by PUSHINUPDAISIES April 7, 2011

Blue Waffle'd

To be shown the blue waffle without knowing you are about to see it. Usually resulting in gagging, puking, running away.

Dude 1:I got blue waffle'd yesterday on chat roulette.
Dude 2:Omg man what did you do?
Dude 1:Puked on my laptop and ran out the door.

by KOsuckscaoHOE April 11, 2010

Totally Waffles

A phrase used to describe something so incredible that there are no other words worthy of describing it.

Albus Dumbledore is totally waffles.

by Ryan Keefe August 23, 2007

penis waffle

An absolutely frustrating person that does not rise to the level of a beating or actual profanity. A term of annoyance or disgust.

That guy ran the light on me, what a penis waffle.

by -=[EP]=-KingArthur[HK] April 25, 2006

Waffles n Beans

When Something Is Good, Top Quality

"Das Waffles n Beans Blud!"

by Unknown D June 17, 2007

Waffa

Waffa is an Arabic name for females and sometimes males. Waffa is a stunning, beautiful girl, she cares for everyone, tells the truth she’s always honest and respectful. She makes friends very easily and she’s an outgoing girl. People seem to be very fake towards her and become jealous that they are not her. She loves outside games and boys seem to fall in love with her the first time them meet her.

Boys fall in love with Waffa every time they stare at her

by Hottest of them all November 16, 2018