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Vjack's Law

This is a law postulating the following:
"Provided sufficient time and responses from Christians, any critical analysis of the Christian bible performed by an atheist will inevitably lead some Christian to claim that his or her bible can only be correctly understood by the Christian faithful."

i.e.- when any logical fallicies or any of the multitude of glaring contradictions that fill the christist 'holy' bible are pointed out to a bible-banging moron, their catch all response is, "well your not a christist, so you wouldn't understand." Thereby displaying that they have no logical argument for their bullshit book of lies and hate.
christist fundie: "The Bible says that Jesus preached peace and tolerance to all."

Atheist: "Well in Luke 19:27 explains that if you don't obey Jesus Christ and make Him your authority / King, you are to be slain. Luke 19:27 documents Jesus Christ as being a tyrannical terrorist to human beings and that the New Testament continues to qualify as a terrorist handbook."

christist fundie: "Well your not a biblical scholar so you wouldn't be able to understand."

Atheist: "Ah ha, another case of Vjack's Law for the case studies."

Christist: "The bible says that homosexuality is a sin that is punishable by death!"

Atheist: "The bible also says that eating shell fish is a sin that is punishable by death. So put down that king crab leg or I'll have to cut your head off you delusional moron."
by Lord Azuleesh July 28, 2009
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vidackovic

the most famous croatian last name; the most fabulous; means cool and athletictly gifted
The Vidackovic's are so intelligent, and gifted.
by Sima Maric February 21, 2009
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Vickijo

Vickijo is a beautiful passionate girl! Fun, loving, trustworthy and respectful! Vickijo has beauty, sexiness and a sense of humour as well! She is a friend in a million and is too kind! Life means a lot to Vickijo and she intends to fulfil it. Vickijo will always be young hearted!
Vickijo is a beautiful passionate girl! Fun, loving, trustworthy and respectful! Vickijo has beauty, sexiness and a sense of humour as well! She is a friend in a million and is too kind! Life means a lot to Vickijo and she intends to fulfil it. Vickijo will always be young hearted!
by Vickijo February 3, 2010
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Thicky vicky

When a womans vaginal area is quite chubbier and "Thicker" than the rest of her posterior/thigh region
Monty and David were sitting outside of school and seen a pawg teacher walk past "Bet that bitch has a thicky vicky"
by super beefy chip skylark August 26, 2018
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Viank

Viank is a half Dominican half South African musician.
which is quite convenient, since the word "Viank" , means absolutely amazing and devilishly handsome..
"Viank" may also mean extremely well spoken or attractive beyond comprehension.
Dear Lord!!! Mandy, OMG! Did you like see that guy?? he is SO damn VIANK! even the way he like spoke to that old dude, it was sooooo freakin VIANK!!
by Who_Am_I :>> April 28, 2011
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Vick

Vick, A curse word similar to bitch. Derived from the player Michael Vick, who now sucks in football because he's a loser, and a dumb-ass who wastes his money fighting dogs. He should be wiped clean of all his money and go work in McDonalds and also get nudered
Bob:Wow! Why would he do that!
Sas: Yea! What a fucking Vick!
by DMRPM September 8, 2007
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Vickish

Vickishabusivecruelmeanto be intentally mean to dogs,or other animals.To enjoy inflicking pain. To start trouble between people for fun. abusive,verbally and or phyically.
"WOW"That dude just went all vickish on that chick. Darla was being really vickish to Patricia last night. Sandy went off all vickish on her son Thomas.
by Postulleo, February 20, 2009
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