Turbo thinker

origins: Heather Blue, licensed massage therapist and Turbo thinker.

n: an individual who can effortlessly respond to divergent (or varied in number and novelty) lines of thought at once and offer divergent list of responses in return. Signified by rapid stream of consciousness responses which may seem like a laundry list of possible outcomes, data, analysis or hypotheticals in which the questioner wasn't even thinking about. Expounds exuberantly and unaware he or she is doing so.

Prone to inducing sensory overload in listeners due to all together too much information.

Sometimes confused with a shit talker, but remains more relevant to the subject matter of the topic of conversation. Also may be confused with a 'know-it-all' but without the tell-tale condescension or hubris.

Occasionally found with backgrounds in linguistics, aesthetics and animal husbandry. Sometimes but not exclusively found working in Health food stores, local co-ops, electronics sales or coffee shops.

"Holy fuckin swampdonkies, that Jenkin kid's a wicked friggin turbo thinker! I run into him where he works at the hardware store, asked about lint rollers, lightning rods and aluminum foil and couple of hours later I walked out of there thinking down was up, the Grand canyon was a big hole to dig and god made math to confuse monkeys! I frig near stubbed my brain stem."

by rob dianome October 28, 2008

turbonueser

a person who just joins something (website or game normally) who is moving very fast but is still very noob like. also see NUEser

a level 100 who doesnt know how to jump = turbonueser.
a new user on a forum who has like 100000 posts in 2 days.

by Krispy908 July 5, 2009

turbo shot

A camera shot (photograph or motion picture) of female cleavage. Usually taken from a high angle, or when a female bends forward, and the viewer is able to get a shot looking down into the open neck of her shirt. Term is most often used to describe the breasts of attractive, ample chested females.

When Kara bent over, total turbo shot action.

by Katy Ana October 24, 2010

Turbo-stat

Before now.

......You're already late.

"I need those papers on my desk turbo-stat."

"I'm ready for BJork's album to drop turbo-stat."

"I want that guy's dick in my mouth turbo-stat." (valley girl voice optional)

by deadpool408 April 15, 2014

Turbodank

1. Something or someone awesome.

2. Marijuana of very high quality; Danker than usual.

Ex 1. Guy: "M8 that T-shirt looks Turbodank."

Dude: "Thanks m80."

Ex 2. Mr.: "Honey do you have any of that good shit?"
Mrs.: "Yes dear I got some of that Turbodank."
Mr.: "Turbodank!? My god that's the finest kush around!"

by Jesus420blazeitfgt October 25, 2014

Turbomocracy

Referendum on every political issue at local and national level. All voting is done locally and frequently with enforced deadlines for social and political issues. This results in cutting out the middle man representative (that normally only represents a small demographic of his/her constituents) thus, allowing for true representation both locally and nationally for all citizens with adequate proof of residency, citizenship and positive contribution to the system.

This country needs some Turbomocracy.

by Gozzle_101 May 23, 2014

turbo squirrel

A law-enforcement affiliated term for a suspect who is high on drugs and usually very jittery and nonstop movement as if you strapped a turbo to a squirrel.

2215- comp, turbo squirrel in progress.

by Turbo Squirrel August 25, 2016