Labia lady tonight

The original title for the Frank Sinatra classic; 'Luck, be a lady tonight.' The title was changed after producers found that focus groups struggled to relate to lyrics about a woman comprised almost entirely of cuntflaps.

Frank (singing in studio): 'Labia lady tonight, your beef curtains gave me a fright'
Producer: 'Ahhh, Frank, those lyrics really aren't doing it for me- I think fans will struggle to relate to a woman with engorged labia'
Frank: (farts disapprovingly)

by Anonymous submissions December 31, 2016

Tony Soprano'd

When you bang a girl with nothing but a wife beater on.

I Tony Soprano'd some slut on Bourbon Street.

by DonLanc February 14, 2012

tongue licking

Tongue licking is the sexual act of one person licking another persons tongue. Usually occurs during some type of sexual activity when the traditional French kissing is no longer able to satisfy an intense sexual drive.

Michelle was so horny last night. She even did some tongue licking when she was riding my cock.

by Skadoosh June 19, 2008

Tongue Simba

To lick the ass crack, beginning at the grundle and ending at the tailbone nub.

You have to really like a girl to perform a Tongue Simba...

by Cormantha February 15, 2014

full-tonto

1. Portmanteau meaning gone mad, very mad, formed by the Spanish, ‘tonto’ meaning ‘stupid’, ‘silly’ or ‘dumb’, and the English 'full'.

2. Vladimir Putin

Putin has gone full-tonto.
-Defence Secretary of the UK, Ben Wallace

by befigue February 25, 2022

two tone rebel

The words of a fucking ledgened who will never die

“Two tone rebel paisley stain I got some skin so thick I was made for pain”

by CcAaNnCcEeRr October 19, 2017

tonkinss

tonkinss is like the best tvdu tiktoker along with her group (kathhvs, frbes, reinhartvsq) she makes amazing edits and is super nice and beautiful

tonkinss is so amazing

by tonkinssfpp January 9, 2022