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Meat Ticket

An old slang term for a soldier's identification tags.
We took his meat ticket before burying him
by MrKnowitLess January 1, 2014
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Misconduct Ticketing System

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If you are experiencing online abuse, in addition to reporting it to the FBI and your local law enforcement, you can also report it to NoPeaceNoQuiet.org Misconduct Ticketing System.
by Anonymous Taggers December 4, 2023
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Speeding ticket

When you, a retard that can’t just STAY IN THE FUCKING SPEED LIMIT, BECAUSE YOU ARE A RECKLESS AND DESTRUCTIVE DUMBASS, get pulled over for speeding. Dropping a gear and disappearing is also considered evading and eluding arrest; don’t do it. 1; now if you get caught you get punished MORE, dumbass, and 2; you’ll hit something and die for being a retard with a crotch rocket superbike wreck for a brain.
Respectable Sheriff: “Sir, did you even know how fucking fast you were go-“
Recipient of speeding ticket: *Drops a gear and tries to disappear, runs into an F-450, getting his blood and guts dragged across a road after being launched.*
Respectable Sheriff: “Holy shit… I’m just gonna call that one in……”
You can die, dumbass. Hold your horses and be reasonable. Have some fucking patience. Get there early, get there late; doesn’t matter. Just fucking get there and don’t die. It helps.
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parking ticket

a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP neighborhood comes home to find the words alieni ite domum scratched into their front door.

the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket.
by Sexydimma March 25, 2013
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NNN Ticket

Someone who nuts during NNN, who may not be made fun of, because they have a NNN Ticket. The NNN Ticket is one free nut pass, usually gained by succeeding in the previous years NNN.
"Jerry failed NNN!!"

"But he passed last year so he has a NNN Ticket!"
"Oh yeah!"
by Forallmen November 3, 2023
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Tin Tickets

The Foil used to Smoke Heroin/Fentinyl
Holy, he smoked like 5 tin tickets and still hasn't passed out.
by JOEYJOEY1989 August 23, 2022
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fun ticket

Bryan and John this is Rooster, I threw that transvestite an extra fun ticket to let me suck her cock after she fucked me in the ass!
by Steve-M July 30, 2008
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