social shit-staining

A humorous alternative to Social Distancing. It conveys a negative connotation towards the term Social Distancing.

It's really frustrating to have to line up to enter a shop because of social shit-staining!

by PearcyM8 July 22, 2020

Covid pee stain

A Covid pee stain is when you go to hit the hand sanitizer pump and because it has crud buildup in the nozzle, rather than shooting in your hand it sends a spurt of sanitizer at 200 mph that nails your pants in the crotch and thus produces a covid pee stain

I’m never using hand sanitizer at the gym again after giving my light grey sweatpants a Covid pee stain.

by anonymous December 2, 2020

weird_carpet_stain

A trans idiot who is one of my best friends and has over 1000 followers on tiktok

Oh yeah! I know weird_carpet_stain! They’re one of my best friends!

by Reddie is musty June 30, 2021

Staines

The clue is in the name, it's a shit suburban town just outside of Greater London. Mostly inhabited by people who live in caravans and have on average 2 GCSEs. Sure there's a few London buses that serve Staines, but they just take you to even shitter places like Hounslow and Hanworth. If you're making the effort of leaving Zone 6 to go to Staines, make that extra trek and go to Windsor which is slightly less shit. Staines is most famous for being the home of Sacha Baron's Cohen "Ali G".

Friend 1: I heard that guy is from Staines

Friend 2: Oh fuck we better run he might try steal our satellite dish and set our car on fire

by memeulous January 3, 2017

Purple Stain

1.A wet song by the Chili Peppers. Girls will often become horny when hearing the fist note of the song. Fingers then become involved.
2.Masturbating. For girls only. Then, it would become Purple Staining.

1. My pants soon became wet upon hearing Purple Stain.
2.Last night, I had a Purple Staining party with my friends.

by StainMasturPlus July 5, 2006

gutchie stains

the brown poo stains on the inside of one's underwear, when one forgets to wipe, or after a particularly messy bowel movement.

see skid marks

Matt, you need to re-learn how to wipe your butt... I'm getting sick of seeing gutchie stains in your tightie whities...

by RalfieBear July 22, 2010

Dunga Stain

A skid mark found in a pair of dungarees.

Kevin Rowland: "hi Oli, would you like to borrow my dungarees?"

Oli: "No thanks, by the way you've been dancing to Come On Eileen I bet there's a massive dunga stain in them"

by Deadly DeVito January 8, 2012