Squirrel on a stick 

Hobo sexual act in a gazebo.

Hey baby I'll give you that squirrel on a stick..

Squirrel on a stick by Zhivalicious August 29, 2016

squirrel breath 

When a persons breath smells like they have been sucking dick and swallowing nut all night. They way a squirrels breath would smell like after carrying nuts in its mouth.

Guy 1 "whats up with Angie? she straight up gots SQUIRREL BREATH this morning"
Guy 2 " that hoe was out sucking dick last night. Who knows how many fools busted a nut in her mouth."
Guy 1 " no wonder, now thats what i call SQUIRREL BREATH!"

squirrel breath by Citychick213 August 7, 2018

squirrel treat 

Substances that when consumed provides for a mind altering experience. From sugary treats and caffein to drugs and booze

Hey man, call the plug and get a half ounce of squirrel treats. Maybe a couple of grams of those other squirrel treats too.

squirrel treat by The Man Who Owns the World December 28, 2020

squirrel pants 

The bulge that appears out of a man's crotch when he wears a Speedo. Looks like a squirrel caught in his Speedo. Really gross to see. Even more gross to imagine what it must feel like for him. To have a Speedo closed that tight in that area can't be comfy.

I was sitting in the hottub, relaxing after swimming for an hour, and who what should come into my line of sight then Mr. Squirrel Pants. I looked away promptly, then just got out of the hottub to make sure I wouldn't see him again.

squirrel pants by the moo December 14, 2008

squirrel butter 

The nasty sweaty section between your balls and your ass.

"It's so fuckin' hot outside, I could fill a tub of squirrel butter"

squirrel butter by KevinKevinKevinKevinKevinKevinKevin February 15, 2006

Squirrel Kiss 

a type of kiss that resembles how Squirrels great each other, a cross between a sniff and a kiss. Invented by Hazel

she just kissed me like a squirrel, that girl is nuts! i think it was a squirrel kiss
Squirrel nuts kiss Sniff

Squirrel Kiss by therealbadgerbaiter March 18, 2011

squirrel brain 

when you push all your foreskin in a in a bunch and it looks like a squirrel brain, looks very nasty.

during a drunken night, I whipped my squirrel brain out and showed my friends

squirrel brain by revilo nworb August 27, 2013