sperm salad

The act of applying a fresh warm layer of sperm all over a fresh salad at your local Applebees for your girlfriend.

Don’t worry Emily I’ll fix up your sperm salad

by Spunkfunk May 29, 2023

sperm slurper

1. Of, or relating to a person- one who swallows ejaculate.

2. A person who simply swallows sperm.

"It's one thing to give a guy a blowjob, but to swallow his cum too??? Ew... you dirty little sperm slurper!"

by CrazyCrab69 September 25, 2022

sperm bag

A sperm bag is a slut and whore and harlot and strumpet and slattern who thinks nothing of swallowing large amounts of sperm or receiving such amounts of sperm via being fucked either in the arse or pussy!. This could be a male or female so let's not be prejudice here.

This sperm bag is full of hot cum and slutty sperm,for all to see

by gaz999 September 13, 2016

The Sperm Effect

You laugh so hard that you pee out sperm

I had The Sperm Effect

by Jeff The Beast March 23, 2017

Sperm Churning

The process of either masturbating or giving a hand job and using already ejaculated sperm as lubricant.

"Where's Sally?"
"She's out back, sperm churning Jack."

by Bananamal September 1, 2013

Sperm Bot

A male with a brain programmed only for sex.

I hit the bars last night with a couple of Sperm Bots.

by The Donut Fairy May 20, 2016

sperm vampire

a whore who likes to suck sperm a lot

or a person who sucks dick a lot and drinks their sperm on a daily basis

hey! your moms a sperm vampire😂😂"

by joemamadeeznutshoe October 22, 2022