salt malt and a chili dog

When a man is giving anal sex, he will then pull out quickly before he cums and makes his partner suck and swallow his gift of love.

That girl won't return my calls. Maybe it's because I made her eat my "salt malt and a chili dog" the last time we hooked up.

by Smelly_Finger December 5, 2015

saltine sandwich

When you put a saltine cracker in between two other saltine crackers and chomp on it so it gets crumbs everywhere.

Can I have a saltine sandwich?
What do you want in the middle?
A saltine.

by Smudgenooo January 21, 2016

salted stovepipe

Snorting coke out of a hookers butthole

Guy 1: Remember watching Leonardo DiCaprio give that hooker a salted stovepipe? stovepipe cocaine

by Gap_tooth September 5, 2016

saltage

A degree of saltiness (moodiness/sassiness ) in a sentence.

Euan there is mild saltage in everything you've said today.

by AJWils May 22, 2016

Saltcastic

Sarcasm driven by saltiness.

Jarrod and jazmyn were extra saltcastic this morning in the group chat.

by 1997_dakota_guy July 27, 2016

Saltface

A slightly less insulting word used to describe someone as very upset or mad.

Boy: I can't believe we lost the game! I'm so mad.
Grandma: Don't worry, a think a nice, warm dinner will cheer you up.
Boy: No, I don't want to eat.
Grandma: Now, don't be such a saltface!

by KinoFire September 13, 2016

salt the eggs

impregnate a woman

Oh I hear Jimmy and Jamilla really want a baby, so Jimmy 's been trying hard to salt the eggs

by legalizeRanchNumberTwo February 7, 2017