Morning Salute

A loud, powerful, blasting series of farts let in sequence immediately upon awakening from the nights sleep. It is recognized by a sharp crackling sound that emulates the 21 gun salute from an M1 Garand color guard and carries the odor of the nights meal. A real man lets this fart in front of his woman without a care of whether she hears this or not.

Honey, what in the world was that sound? I think I just lost part of my hearing as I awoke from a deep sleep, I thought we were being shot at.
That was my morning salute woman, get used to it you will be hearing it a lot around here.

by Goatoghillgary December 18, 2016

Beach Slut

A slut who typically dresses in clothing that is seen more as beach appropriate rather than for casual purposes. Beach sluts are usually of low stature and can sometimes be very aggressive.

Aliyah is such a beach slut, just look at the way she dresses in those flip flops and those shorts. She should stick to playing her clarinet rather than trying to get bitches.

by Adolf Gilbert May 30, 2018

Noah Slater

an idiot

is that the kid who stole your lunchbox? He is SUCH a Noah Slater

by someone who hates noah slater March 6, 2019

Abusive Slut

A term of endearment for a woman and a subset of the definition of “Kimberly”. She is beautiful, outgoing and witty. However, there is a 😈 side to her that this bitch from the internet looks forward to seeing more of.

I’m addition to her lovely qualities she cannot wrote a vlookup to save her life.

I was talking to Kimberly last night and every now and again she turns into an abusive slut and it makes my pants warm.

by VlookupJesus July 23, 2019

present slut

Someone who solely invites people for the purpose of getting more presents on their Birthday. Usually, the present slut doesn't ever speak to the people they invited to their party ever again unless they're friends. Essentially it goes, invite rich people, obtain good presents, and never speak to them again.

"Ugh, Sarah is such a present slut!"

"I know right, she hasn't even talked to me since her birthday, and that was months ago!"

by literallyjust_girl December 1, 2020

Swaggy Salute

A modernization on old traditions in which one taps the head fixes the tie and dusts the shoulders. It mixes old ways with the new in which younger generations can honor the past in a new innovative way.

"Donna look away were about to do the Swaggy Salute"

by Badjoplin January 27, 2021

Suck Slut

Any person who will kneel down just about anywhere and blow you, swallow everything and lick their lips

I met this super suck slut last nite, the chick was cum guzzler - she blew me three times!

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky October 4, 2022