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Simproblemism

When you have to do something simple over and over and over yet it doesn't do what you want. You pick up a pencil that fell from a table and put it back on the table, to have it roll off again. You pick it up again and hit the table putting it back, dropping it again. You pick it up again and toss it up on the table where it rolls to the far side and falls off again!
"I picked up a pencil that fell from a table and put it back on the table, to have it roll off again. I picked it up again and hit the table putting it back, dropping it again. I pick it up again and toss it up on the table where it rolls to the far side and falls off again! What a Simproblemism !!
by IMHIRU2 October 5, 2022
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simpemetery

When one of your friends is simping over a woman. Along with other men that are simping. The simps are all at the womans cemetery of simps and there is no getting out of the simp zone you are dead there in the simpemetery.
Yo he is being a simp over her and he's so in the simpemetery now. I ain't gonna be tempted to go to her simpetery like all the other unfortunate men.
by Napalm broluv December 4, 2022
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sipperz

A popular phrase used by the pokétuber Patterz, referring to when he takes a sip of his drink, to remind people to stay hydrated.
Patterz: “Any sipperz in the chat?” *Takes sip out of mug*
by IronHeart495 December 13, 2022
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simpest

jhon is a simpest
by hermit the pervert's son January 9, 2023
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Simer

a huge backstabbing bitch that will ruin your social life
Person A did you see that girl? Person B "she is such a simer
by psfnos;'a January 24, 2023
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simped myself out

To be such a simp that you sell yourself short where could be compared to how a whore sells her body
Damn bro I was fucking simp of that bitch Karen

Yeah dog we all simp ourselves out sometimes

Man I really did simped myself out like a pussy
by A86 February 24, 2023
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SimpEver

Someone who is indecisive and can never make a choice within a timely manner.
Don't be like SimpEver, just pick a damn place to eat.
by cpucandidate February 27, 2023
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