Shiesta

Falling asleep on the toilet while taking a shit.

Person #1: Hey man, where were you this whole time?

Person #2: My bad, I just took a shiesta.

Person #1: Oh, so you fell asleep taking a shit?

Person #2: Yep.

by Mr. Random1 January 5, 2014

shittest

The very pinnacle of being shitty, and when nothing can be any more shitty than what that person or thing is seen to be at that very moment.

Example in conversation:

Guy 1) "Did you hear Mike dumped Claire?"
Guy 2) "No way, when?"
Guy 1) "On the same day her dad died"
Guy 2) "Christ...that's the shittest thing ever"

by bumcheeks June 4, 2007

Shiesty

1) Another word for "fiesty".
2) A word used when you have no other word to describe someone or something, usually used to piss someone off.
3)Anything you want it to mean.

"Maria, you need to chill out, you're being a little shiesty today."

"Calm down, shiest monster."

by The Queen of Shiest February 12, 2009

shitstock

Any large public gathering with human beings over the age of 35 in attendance. Even shittier than Woodstock.

Dude 1: Whoa check out that wedding, i'd bang the bride for sure. Let's see if we can crash it.

Dude 2: Nah man, look at all the grey hairs there it's a total Shitstock.

by DJdirtbagbounds May 22, 2011

shitstain hurricane

Someone who shits themselves and makes a shitstain. It smells so bad that it is like a shitstain hurricane blowing in your face.sometimes the shitstain looks like a hurricane.

*friend shits his pants"Damn you shitstain hurricane".

by Fmritp March 31, 2016

shiesty

someone who is being a fiesty little shit

Person 1: Did you talk to your mom yesterday?
Person 2: Yeah I tried, but she was being real shiesty yesterday :/

by poisonkiwifruit December 2, 2018

Shinesty

A device that cradles your balls and and give them lots of love.

Girlfriend: Oh my God you came so much it is dripping all over the place what did you change?

Boyfriend: Is OK babe I had on my Shinesty's

by Ezio mfing auditore December 29, 2021