Sandy Vagrant

Getting fingered by a stranger on the beach with a sandy finger.

Sheila got a sandy vagrant while on vacation at a Sandals Resort in Cabo.

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Sandy Turd Flex (STF)

When you're taking a dump and your butt flexes forcing the poop to retract into your butthole causing the sensation of sandpaper going up your butt.

"Man I hate it when I have a sandy turd flex (STF) in the bathroom"

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when two people have intercourse in a sand box . One man slaps the lady in the face after ejaculating leaving a sandy imprint on the womens face.

Oh jane wipe that sandy caterpillar off your face.

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When a fine gentleman takes a lady by the breasts, coats them in beach sand and makes crab like gestures towards her nipple area.

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When you are at a place with lots of sand and it gets in your ass crack.

Dude! I got a sandy crack while at the beach!

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A retarded horny squirrel from Texas who lives in the fucking ocean and should be fucking dead!

Sandy Cheeksis an asshole who eats too fucking much]
Spongebob: Go on a diet!

A retarded horny squirrel from Texas who lives in the fucking ocean and should be fucking dead!

Sandy Cheeksis an asshole who eats too fucking much]
Spongebob: Go on a diet!