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Homestar Runner

1. The star of the best cartoon, Flash or otherwise, to ever exist.
2. The greatest entertainer of this or any generation.
Oh Hewo. Stwong Bad could not make it today, so I will be taking his place. My name is Homestaw Wunno.
by Jonathan October 16, 2003
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Runner

Being on a bender of speed, coke or meth where you usually keep it going, don't sleep of eat for at least 3 week
"Damn man! You look terrible"
"Yeah me and homeboy went on a month long runner and I'm just coming off it"
by YerOlDad August 18, 2015
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scud runner

A word used among pilots that refers situations in which weather conditions are poor, forcing the pilot(s) to fly low enough to see the terrain.

"if its too nasty to go ifr we'll go vfr"
tim's a dumb-ass pilot, being a scud runner is going to get him killed
by johndoe91 August 21, 2011
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jeans with runners

A slow acting disease in which a person wheres jeans with running shoes. Most victims , if not all, do not realize the awkwardness and idiocy that they display to the public, but it is contagious even interspecies. The awkwardness that is shown is so intense that it soon starts to break down the body tissue and is only a matter of time until one's entire body deteriorates, thus death. Soon even animals will succumb to this terrible look and it will eventually kill off all forms of life.
guy 1: oh my god look how awkward that kid looks wearing those jeans with runners
guy 2: wow i know, i feel bad for him
by James Eagle July 22, 2008
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Homestar Runner

a guy whose spot in the limelight was when he was spitting teddy grahams all over Strong Bad's couch.
Ptooo! Pteww.
Dang The Cheat. That computer's got something against you. Did you like, pour Mowntain Dew all over it?
by juanvaldez November 15, 2003
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Front Runner

1. A "Fan" who only roots for the winning team.
2. A Fake Fan

Myth: Front Runners Only Like Yankees, Patriots, Heat, Bulls, etc
Fact: Believing the myth is basically saying, people from the NY, NE (MASS,NH,VE, MA) are all front runners.

Myth: Front Runners claim that they were "always fans"
Fact: Ask them a simple question like names of 5 players or starters for positions and their answer will reflect what they really are.

Front Runner: Switches their "Favorite" team within 3 years or less.
Fan: Always 1 team for life

Front Runner: Can only name 1-3 players (normally the famous ones)
Fan: Can Name pretty much the whole roster along with player numbers etc.

Front Runner: Never Watches the Games except for championships
Fan: Watches all the Games and actually remembers key highlights.
Actual Conversation with a Front Runner

FR: You See the Superbowl XLVI.
ME: Yea, could have been better if the Pats won
FR: EWWW PATS FAN
ME: You a Giants Fan?
FR: YEA GIANTS RULE!!!!
ME: Yea, well Giants didnt get that 96 yrd drive or a brilliant QB.
FR: I dont Care! Giants WON!!!!
ME:*Suspecting a Front Runner* What was the final score?
FR: I dont Care! Giants WON!!!!
ME: Name 5 players on the Giants and give numbers.
FR: Eli Manning, 10. Hakeem Nicks, dont care. Bradshaw, dont know. Cruz, dont know.
ME: You dont watch Football do you?
FR: To be honest I only root for NY Teams. I Like the Giants, Jets <----WTF???---->Yankees, and Mets.
ME: Wow...even more pathetic than the average Giants Fan.
by Thad Badassle April 10, 2012
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double dutch rudder

Like a dutch rudder, but in addition to holding your own penis with the perfect grip while another person moves your arm up and down for a relaxing effort free handjob exactly how you like it. A double dutch rudder is when you do the above but also shave one of your legs and have a 3rd person move your shaved leg over your hairy leg gently to give the sensation of a women's leg while you rub one out.
Nick: hay Tushka, what are you up to tonight? I've got Ray coming over to give me a dutch rudder.
Tushka: Dude, let me shave one of your legs with my razor and I'll join in to give you a double dutch rudder. Ray can grab your arm and I'll move your shaved leg.
by Benji12369 October 31, 2011
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