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Recuma

To have a limitless state of mind and different perception of life than others.
I am in a state of Recuma
by 617flacko August 9, 2024
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Optol-Rectomy

A non invasive surgical procedure. A popular alternative to having a highly invasive crainiasstomy for the treatment of analretinosis. The procedure is performed by a medical professional known as a proctomologist. The procedure itself severes the nerve which connects
the asshole and the eyeballs.
Rodney: “ Hey did you hear that asshole Joe finally got that optol-rectomy he’s been talkin about?”
Ricky: “ Nah, I didn’t. How did that lazy fuck afford it.”
Rodney: “ His fuckin mom paid for it.
by Commonsense mofo June 12, 2018
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Oculus rectulus

It's when your eyesight and vision collide with your asshole and you have a real shity outlook on life
Your girlfriend leaves you your house burns down and instead of being positive yeah Oculus rectulus cuz you have to start all over
by GlitchKing68 May 4, 2022
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