Christopher Proctor

Does like to sing in the shower

Doesnt like when people poor chemicals into the earth
Does like to dance like a sexy race horse
Doesnt like to clean cat poo out of the garden
Does like freedom and confidence
Doesnt like narrow minded superficial jargon
Does like to laugh and cook organic yummies
Doesnt like when kids dont wear helmets while riding bikes

#1 Kitten in back alley: "Meow" .......
Christopher Proctor: "Get out...Ahhhh!"

#2 Cute NYC Boy "OMG, My mom bought me this Prada purse, true motherly love"
Christopher Proctor: "I just threw up in my mouth"

#3 Oil company: "Lets dig for oil, and stink up the earth"
Christopher Proctor "No."

by hmmmmm5892 October 17, 2011

sneaky poofter

When you're out drinking with your mates and suddenly one (or more) of them disappear without notice. Usually when it is their round.

Man I haven't seen Johnny in ages and it's his round. Oh he's pulled a sneaky poofter !

by Colon3l November 9, 2015

tj proctor

A guy with a big as dick and all the girls get wet over is peng looks also he is a great guy to talk to

I just saw TJ proctor and he made my pussy soaking wet

by TJ proctor June 4, 2016

wee pofta

Wee Pofta means You small pisshead

Aye Kyle You're A Wee Pofta

by Jack Tague The C February 19, 2017

tyler proctor

Tyler James proctor a guy with a really really small dick

Tyler proctor has a small dick

by Walesarehippoes November 14, 2017

Tom Proctor

State of mind to hate wet bath mats, as who would want them wet

Your such a Tom proctor

by Jamie Steel October 26, 2018

Lily Procter

Lily Procter is one of the coolest people in the world, if you don’t have a lily Procter in your life what are you doing, she’s very sxc and very very cool, she’s just the best

Wow lily Procter is so cool

by Coolest dude in the world mwah October 3, 2019