push present

the act of giving another man your penis from behind, usually when they are not expecting it. Usually between two good friends, but sometimes a casual encounter can occur.

Last month at Osetra, while Beeney was in the bathroom washing up, Scat surprised him with a push present.

by sir tonch-alott September 10, 2010

You don’t like Singapore your country is it. Then don’t direct message or else ask me what happened don’t ask the past focus on the present sigh. That’s what Ms Hema said to you.

You don’t like Singapore your country is it. Then don’t direct message or else ask me what happened don’t ask the past focus on the present sigh. That’s what Ms Hema said to you.

You don’t like Singapore your country is it. Then don’t direct message or else ask me what happened don’t ask the past focus on the present sigh. That’s what Ms Hema said to you.

by sdinaz October 23, 2023

Pretend

Something I don't have to do because you're a bunch of cunts running a sex cult out of a group home for cripples. I don't who wants what. Your inability to compartmentalize is not a reflection on my morality.

I'm not going to pretend to care about labels. You people are all evil and if I have to worse than evil to make sure you don't get out of this unscathed then you aren't giving me much of choice. Letting the whore fuck the retard instead of me was your choice. My choice will be whatever I have to do to punish as many people as possible for the existence of this place.

by Hym Iam November 21, 2020

pretend

pre·tned Audio pronunciation of "pretned" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (prt-ned)
v. pre·tned·end, pre·tned·ning, pre·tnedzor
v. tr.

1. To give a false appearance of (in l33t); feign: You had to pretned you w3rn't a reral n00b
2. To claim or allege insincerely or falsely (in l33t); prof3ss: doesn't pretned t0 be l33t.
3. To represent not reral in play (in l33t); make believe: pretneded they were settin' up da bomb.
4. To take upon oneself (in l33t); venture: I cannot pretned t0 say that you sux0r.

by annonomysss December 12, 2004

pretendo

The pretend version of the gameconsole.

I come from a poor family, when i grew up i had a pretendo while the other kids had Nintendo.

by hellmondtrooper January 21, 2004

Pretender

The act of masturbating, but having no feeling, thus "pretending" someone else is giving you a hand job.

Apply a rubber band to base of ones penis (to lose personal feeling- See step 2 of Voyeur), then beat that meat like an polish butcher.

Last night I struck out at the club, so I went home and enjoyed a "Pretender". This dude waxed my rocket like a NASA janitor.

by karatekidllll June 22, 2009

Ukrainian present

The act of dumping a pitcher of beer on someone

"Don't give me that Ukrainian present Olga" said Pierce.

by Matt Shim March 22, 2009