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emotional microwave popcorn friend

This is your friend that you can contact when you are upset who is quick to help support you and be there for you, but ultimately what support they provide does not last and it is not all that healthy anyway. You will lean on this person whenever you can despite knowing they are not really all that helpful.
Gabriel was upset over Lola - AGAIN! He text Lisbeth and soon they were speaking. He poured out his heart. She listened and helped soothe his dispirited soul. Unfortunately, Lisbeth was his emotional microwave popcorn friend. An hour after they spoke he was heartbroken again. He made some microwave popcorn and wept into the bowl watching Baywatch.
by von groovy August 4, 2024
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Popcorn dump

When people do their biological business in the washroom and what comes out is pieces of popcorn sized crap.
A popcorn dump is not necessarily the result of a stomachache or eating popcorn itself. It sometimes happens to people.
by Sexydimma May 7, 2022
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call popcorn

To make claim for the roach of a joint/blunt to eat, similar to popcorn.
Friends all hanging out, one blankets the shrubbery to in pure white papyrus to prepare for arson.

Orville: Popcorn!

Newman: Awe, why didn't I call popcorn?

*End of joint*

Passed to Orville. Orville eats. Orville's now happy, inspired, and full.
by GottaGetMills August 28, 2011
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Popcorn

A nice good food with butter salt and sometimes m&ms but one kid in my class uses it as a code word for porn
Guy 1: Do you want to watch a movie?
Guy 2: Sure! I'll make popcorn

Other definition

Kid 1: Do you watch popcorn
Kid 2: ew no
by Кифла Девојче January 4, 2020
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Popcorn, Indiana

Popcorn, Indiana is an American brand of popcorn that was introduced in 2002. The brand is headquartered in Westport, Connecticut and Indianapolis, Indiana - 72 miles north of the community that gave it its name: Popcorn, Indiana
Popcorn, Indiana, LLC is the the DBA for Dale and Thomas Popcorn, LLC and at one point its products were sold under the Dale and Thomas Popcorn brand
by rdesgatrsygh May 25, 2023
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Popcorn time

When you're having sex on your friends couch with a girl dressed as popcorn.
Man 1: "Hey what is Jonathan doing on your couch with that girl dressed as popcorn?"

Man2: "Oh you know, it's popcorn time"
by Auriohn September 15, 2021
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Popcorn button

That lame-ass button on most people's microwave that claims it'll cook your popcorn but either ignites it or only pops two kernels.
Why tf did the manufacturers put that popcorn button there? It's so bad even the popcorn bags tell you not to use it.
by Random_Limo April 20, 2024
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