Ploot

a person that is very clingy and wants to be a milf they also want to braid everyones as hair

ploot always wants to braid my ass hair but i shave it 😢😢

ploot keeps begging for their partner to make them a milf

by emeraldhasanobsession June 9, 2021

Plop

verb. To sit or lie down in a heavy or careless way.
To fuck.

To take a shit.

To inhale/devour a meal quickly
"Plop er down"= to have sex with

Seaver plopped down on the couch to take a nap after he was finished plopping on some lukewarm Stripes breakfast tacos and ploppin some nuggets on the commode.

by katy lauderdale June 16, 2021

Ploob

A nonsensical alteration of the word pleb. Akin to other such alterations such as pleeb, plobo, plebacious.

"Fuck off you plebacious ploob"

by Ploobaciousgeorge July 10, 2021

plooy

A ploy is a person used in some ones schemes as the scape goat in the scenario or The fallback person The to go guy or the flunky who really has nothing to do with anything nor even a where of anything that is going on

Man Tim better not use me as a plooy just because he doesn’t have the balls to tell his wife where he was last weekend

by Dadontayte July 24, 2021

Alpha Plop

Save men alpha plop

"poop is alpha plop"
"no, ur alpha plop u silly goose"

by YO MOMMA ANGELLANT August 15, 2021

Plop and Shop

The act of shopping online while taking a dump

Some people like to read the newspaper in the bathroom, but I like to Plop and Shop.

When asked why I was gone for so long, I explained I had gotten distracted by an interesting item while plopping and shopping

by Guy McSandwich September 27, 2021

plop star

engaging in rigorous anal coitus without a lingering scent.

i call her a plop star, because of the way she cleanses her sphincter! No smell no fail!

by quandale dingleson March 16, 2022