planking

The act of placing ones body in such a way in which arms are by the plankers side & all limbs are at full extension often performed on a unanimous object. The object in which the planker chooses to plank on is entirely the plankers choice, although the more unique the object often the better the plank. The planker usually immortalize the plank with a picture.

Bill: I have a great idea for planking!
Sean: Yeah?
Bill: Let's go to the gym and plank the basket!
Sean: Dude, you're sick.

by Sancho Planka June 10, 2011

Plamp

This word did the rounds at many secondary schools in England during the early 2000's.
It is a derogatory word used to describe an idiot. It is a mixture of 2 words: pleb - commoner/moron and lamp - to hit. It means that someone is an idiot/commoner that you want to hit

You're such a plamp

by Crafty Butcher May 19, 2009

Plamp

To have sex with a female (esp. one with whom the male is not in a relationship).

Dude, plamp that bitch.

Dude, I plamped my homecoming date all night long at the afterparty.

Dude, I was totally plampin this chick when my great uncle walked in.

(NOTE: the present participle form is spelled "plampin," rather than the traditional "plamping.")

by Oliver Fraumwell October 5, 2009

point plankn

The act or state of self-loathing due to one's membership in a group or organization, often resulting in self-destructive and anti-social behavior.

Of course I'm point plankn? You would too if you were a Kansas Jayhawk.

by pointplankn September 25, 2009

placker

a playsattion and it changes with the times by adding unmbers ie placker 2

um joss as you are such a ladgend can i play on your placker two

by joss newmean aka kingsize September 1, 2003

Plakas

Plakas: A greek school-boy who enjoys making "pwn" with other school-boy's and usually joins the Air Force at the age of 19.

"My name is Plakas, lets play some counter-strike, oh wait I must fix some planes."

by Chuck March 12, 2005

PAMK

Acronym for Pumpkin Ass Moose Knuckle. Occurs when a ginger headed girl gets a tattoo of a pumpkin on their ass, and accidentally moose knuckles while trying to show off said ass cheek without pulling down shorts.

"OMG, did you see ALMK pull a PAMK just now?"

by StoneCypher February 25, 2009