Pakãlolo

A transaction of oral copulation for a trade of Marijuana, sex, or a beer at Westside Station

Men leave strip club, another man waiting outside yells "Hey man, want to smoke some pakãlolo?"

by BCascata June 12, 2018

D-Pakk

Rape persona for northern California philanthropist. Born into great prosperity, made a life's mission to study classical art, language and bringin the funk. Has been known to collaborate with K-blok of Cincy in artistic ventures and keepin-it-real seminars.

Did you hear the latest joint by D-Pakk?

by randmcnealy August 22, 2010

BSG PACKAGES

Gold=Beautiful, Gorgeous, Wife Up
Silver=Fine, Average, Keep In Touch With
Bronze=Unattractive, OK, One Night Stand

Bro 1- Hey BSG BSG
Bro 2-She a gold package
BSG PACKAGES

by BSG Packages June 4, 2014

creepy crawly crabs package

Genitals that are overrun with pubic lice.

Horny Guy: "Dude, I bet you $20 I can fuck that girl by tomorrow"
Horny Guy's Friend: "I hear she comes with the creepy crawly crabs package, you sure you wanna tap that?"

by thebadwrench January 24, 2018

Hewlett Packard

Company that makes substandard desktop computers, but has mediocre customer service.

Known for putting cheap proprietary parts (such as underpowered power supplies) in desktop computers so that the parts fail around the time the warranty expires. Forcing customers to either buy overpriced proprietary parts from HP, or buy new PCs.

This is good news for technicians who know of work arounds to repairing Hewlett Packards. Most computers seen at repair shops are, in fact, Hewlett Packards.

However,

Jim bought an Hewlett Packard desktop in July of 2006 and it lasted until exactly after the warranty ran out.

by Majestic Lizard May 28, 2007

Pakkun

To agree to meet somewhere, but never show up or call to say that you won't be showing up.

Alli: Where was Brad last night? He totally missed out on the party.
Alex: I don't know. He said he was coming. He just totally Pakkuned.

by A_random_person July 14, 2010

Pakatan Harapan

A conglomerate of political parties that rode the wave of anti-Barisan National sentiment to win the 14th General Election in Malaysia with half-baked policies and empty promises. They brand themselves as a New Malaysia, but in reality they are nothing but BN with a new name.

I wish the API (Air Pollution Index) will be the same number as Pakatan Harapan politicians.

by cynicaltroll September 29, 2019