vacuum-packed cows

A vacuum-packed cow can be found in most fields in Britain throughout autumn and winter. Many believe that the large cylinder black bags are full of hay, but that is an urban legend. Inside these mysterious bags are on average three vacuum-packed cows. These cows have been dehydrated and vacuum packed in order to keep them safe until spring. If you had ever wondered why there were a lot less cows in the fields in winter, you now know. Obviously not all cows are vacuum-packed, as it is still a new technology, and can be dangerous to cows, or require them to have months of therapy afterwards.

Farmer Brown started vacuum-packing his cows around October, so they could get used to their vacuumed environment.

by Stephen W. Thomas May 9, 2005

V Pack

When your pants grasp your package and form a "V" shape in the crotch zone after sitting down.

Best results with tighter jeans*

Grandpa Frank had a massive V pack when he came over to me in his wheel chair.

by Daves September 10, 2005

spic pack

When you cram an unusually large amount of people into a car/truck.

Word derived from the way Mexicans can fit like 20 people into a pick-up at one time.

There were fourteen of us that wanted to go so we had to spic pack Peter's truck.

Billy: I had 9 people in the back of my honda last night.
Chris: Man you were spic packin.

by Spic Lover May 27, 2006

packed

armed; using or carrying a gun

the warriors: "shit, the chicks are packed!"

by adh2 June 24, 2006

pack of franks

The fat rolls on the back of the neck

Look at that brotha's neck, look like a pack of franks

by stepfidoll April 8, 2007

Pachovism

Holy ass society of duck-like personalities (duck=patka, patche in Macedonian lang.), highly skilled/distinguished in ass-hole sucking, sneaking, licking and duck-like walking/shaking afterwards following in formation their ass-prime. “Ass is a sacred place” is in their preamble/mental matrix, existing for anus maintenance as their only objective/purpose. There is no pachovists limit per ass, and they usually gather around Alpha-ass (boss, manager, leader, decision-maker) in small groups, with distinctive order and role in daily routine of ass preservation. Achieving goals which are usually far from their capabilities and taking places of true professionals in company structures, with no real practical ability are 3 most common recognition characteristics of the true pachovism represent. How to discover a pachovist?-talking nonsense, 24/7 play-dead-busy-looking, low-speed reckoning and judgment, leather jacket/french coat as outfit is more than welcome, nasty habit like public nose picking or poor hygiene. Male species are usually with questionable high education, with strong mental sexual deviations, mostly finding their partners as dominant in every department, looking their way in fetishes. Female species are usually fine “equipped”, with bollocks-sense of fashion, mainly oriented in office excursions able of infinite trash-talk. Most common feature for both genders is noisy discussion in shared facilities, generally to emphasize some irrelevant point/justify themselves.

Alpha-ass: Hey Asutrak, when those monthly reports will be finished and sent to the head office?
Asutrak (Pachovism-enthusiast which is hardly 10% started with MR’s and deadline is well over): I’m all on it boss, I’ve just wanted to ask you for some advice/suggestion and its all over in the next couple of days. Btw, can I bring your coup of coffee? Maybe some snacks, or you prefer chips, would fit your tie today?

Alpha-ass: Anyway, just bring that damn coffee.
Asutrak (Pachovist-enthusiast): All-righty, I’m flying. Did I forgot to tell you, Jordan (highly trained professional) was late this morning-AGAIN, and can you tell him to speed up working on my tables (among his overloaded multitasking schedule), cause I’m a incompetent little bastard.

by Sigmund69 May 28, 2012

Six Pack Shootout

A game where two people stand a distance apart with a six pack of beer each. At the same time, each person slams the beer as fast as possible, then throws the empty can at their opponent. The one that scores the most hits when the beer is gone is the winner.

Keith was going to be the designated driver untill he got into a game of Six Pack Shootout.

by David Uttringer September 5, 2005