Putting from the rough

A hopless effort at humor, making sense or whatever

Man doug was putting from the rough with that one.

by Cheshire Catalyst February 1, 2004

Petting Zoo

My house every night.

Let's go over to his house, it's a petting zoo.

by Pete April 8, 2003

Putting for birdie

A saying, derived from the golf phrase of the same name, used as an innuendo of masturbation.

Bill: Hey, Jim, is your son still putting for birdie? Jim:Yup. I tried getting him a girlfriend, but...

by Dmack15 February 11, 2010

petting my cat

Petting a vagina or penis

My husband was petting my cat lady night in bed

by Sydneyllama March 4, 2016

Putting in that work

Successfully accomplishing something effortlessly with complete perfection, in a way that makes it seem you were born to do it; typically used as a way to describe girls shaking. Most likely derived from the Rihanna song "Work".

Situation 1: "Damn, she was really putting in that work at that party last night."

Situation 2: "He really fucking knows how to put in that work in bed. Had me screaming like a wild banshee."

by PinappleUnderTheC🍍 July 3, 2016

Hulu and heavy petting

Hulu isn't considered as good as Netflix and heavy petting doesn't feel as good as sex (chill). Hulu, Netflix, Hulu and handjobs, Netflix and chill, Amazon and anal, tv, television, cable tv, network tv, sex, making out

I don't care that my girlfriend likes it more, Hulu and heavy petting isn't nearly as good as Netflix and chill.

by joecoolthefool July 4, 2016

Putting Your Best Feet Forward

After losing three limbs to one's elephant assignment, the Manual Elephant Masturbator has no choice of turning back, and begins using his or her last foot in service of the elephant. Becoming deprived of all limbs, the elephant handler is left with one final option...

See also: Niggeria, Manual Elephant Masturbator, First-Hand Experience, Second-Hand Experience, Putting Your Best Foot Forward, and Giving it Your All.

It is also good to put your best feet forward, if it comes to that.

by Phil McCrackin and Faye Kinnitt January 27, 2005